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I’m very Down to earth if earth was mars

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Is this how you tweet?


They say you can’t be Funny and Good looking but I’m determined to prove them right.


Being a happy Black person is exhausting.


The concept for the new Logic and Eminem song... Logic: Hey let’s see who can out gibberish each other? Eminem: Bet.


Interviews are chances to see how awkward your favorite celebrity is.


🙌🏿- These are Black people hands in the air screaming “Don’t Shoot”


Listening to Chopped and Screwed music is the equivalent of listening to someone who never gets to the point.


I dropped some cocaine and I used my coke head friend as a vacuum


Happy Teacher Appreciation Day! Sincerely yours, A high school dropout


I buy hats with logos so I can wear them backwards.


There are No Black ninjas! So please stop using the word “ninja” as a replacement for the word “nigga”


People not from Houston: “25 lighters on a dresser seems a bit abnormal”


May the fifth of alcohol be with you.


I believe Food dividers at Food markets was the beginning of segregation in America.


I think there’s a ghost in my house! We exchanged a few text and I never heard from him again.


Ray Charles and Stevie wonder ruined it for kids who are born blind, if your child is born blind and they can’t play music, they need to be put down.


Breaking News: Women can’t ignore your DMs in person.


“There’s nothing wrong with being gay it’s just not my cup of dick”


Someone should count how many times a woman uses the words “Friend” or “Buddy” in conversation with a guy that they aren’t interested in.


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