Connor McKnight
@The_ConksterI was the guy who played the harmonica in mythbusters.
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All who hunger flock to pizza Jesus, his holy dough be rollin making pizza just to please us.
As a sigma male myself, accurately crafting this was a simple matter of looking in the mirror.
Fellas, there’s nothin better than getting a greased elbow job from a hard workin lady amirite?
Getting a call from your buddy in the great and spacious building, and accidentally letting go of the iron rod and getting lost in the mist just to answer his call.
My fiancé just left without me to a place we were gonna go together because I (25M) was taking too long to tie my shoes
Snowboarding in fresh powder has made me experience Christ-like love for the first time.
Was just about to go to sleep with mads when they said “holy shit there’s a spider on your leg” so I jumped outta bed slapping my leg as hard as I could. Only to realize mads was scared by a drawing of the sun THAT THEY DREW ON MY LEG MERE HOURS EARLIER.
Hhhhh this is gonna fuck up my streak on duolingo isn’t it?
“Hey man, we’re going down to the shooting range. Bring ear and eye protection” my sleepy ass:
I’m alway “waiting for connection” and never “Bluetooth connection success” 😔
Went snowboarding with Geo, and at one point in the day I said the phrase, “in my humble opinion,” then we kept saying it until it just turned into us saying “hungle onion.” And somehow, someone had made this perfect illustration of EXACTLY what a hungle onion looks like.
If you take the window seat on the plane and don’t at least once look longingly out at the beauty of the earth unfolding below you, I don’t want to associate.
Painted Christmas ornaments with some friends last night. Really happy with how mine turned out.
Daddy always taught me to use a little joke to lighten the mood before delivering the bad news
I’ve Been wondering why 4 beers haven’t been doing the trick. But today god gave me a sign.
Nothing like the physical sensation of a balls ultrasound to start the day!
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