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Cary Press

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Lawyer. Procrastinator. Knee brace expert. Extremely mediocre athlete. I like penguins, movies, and my couch.

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We are going to run it back AGAIN: If Jordan Walker hits a home run today, we will buy someone who RTs and follows a jersey #STLCards

We are running it back: If Jordan Walker hits a home run today, we will buy someone who RTs and follows a jersey #STLCards



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If Jordan Walker hits a home run today, we will buy someone who RTs and follows a jersey #STLCards


In fairness to Oklahoma, If the head coach of Notre Dame ever got poached by another Power 5 school I would probably lose my mind too. However in my entire lifetime all of Notre Dame’s head coaches have been 1. Fired or 2. Brian Kelly



What is happening with this team?!?!? #CardinalsDevilMagic


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Next Up: @KevinGarnett5KG Rookie Card... Found an old box of #SportsCards. Want to give away a bunch of them to those who’ve supported me and @TheFFBallers over the years. 💪 To enter the #Giveaway: 1. Follow me so I can DM you 2. Retweet the post

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Are you ready? 👀👀👀👀

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I will not keep refreshing Twitter to check Arenado rumors. I will not keep refreshing Twitter to check Arenado rumors. I will not keep refreshing Twitter to check Arenado rumors. I will not keep refreshing Twitter to check Arenado rumors. I will not keep refreshing Twitter to ch


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If the #STLCards acquire Francisco Lindor or Nolan Arenado this off-season, I will personally hand deliver a PS5 to someone who RTs and follows


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Not kidding. I need a fantasy football win more than a PS5. If Lamar lays an egg tonight (fewer than 19.42) and I win my matchup, this is getting shipped out to one of you tomorrow. RT / Follow / Root for me in #MNF #PS5 #PS5Giveaway #FantasyFootball

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Decision Desk HQ projects that @JoeBiden has won Pennsylvania and its 20 electoral college votes for a total of 273. Joe Biden has been elected the 46th President of the United States of America. Race called at 11-06 08:50 AM EST All Results: results.decisiondeskhq.com/2020/general/p…


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I'm just going to keep repeating this: the only reason we're still waiting on PA is because GOP legislature refused to allow election officials to count mail ballots before Election Day. And then they weaponized delay they created to undermine legitimacy of election

Election officials in MI, WI & PA begged GOP state legislatures to allow them to start counting votes before Election Day like FL/NC/AZ & many other states do. Republicans refused because they want chaos & uncertainty. Every story about counting votes should note this



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I think I might regret this, but... If Brad Miller homers again tonight I’ll buy someone who RTs and follows a Miller jersey


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If Molina hits a walkoff grand slam I’ll buy someone who RTs a jersey


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The population of the US is 330 million The population of the EU is 446 million [source ourworldindata.org/grapher/daily-…]

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Hi, my name is Gretchen Whitmer, and that governor is me 👋 I've asked repeatedly and respectfully for help. We need it. No more political attacks, just PPEs, ventilators, N95 masks, test kits. You said you stand with Michigan — prove it.

Trump says he's having a big problem with "the young, a woman governor, you know who I'm talking about, from Michigan."



As we watch Trump drag his feet on invoking the DPA and push to reopen the economy, which will lead to the deaths of thousands of people, reminder that each Republican senator (save Romney) could have prevented this by convicting the mother fucker. #trumpvirus


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Trying to make the push to 10k. If Arenado gets traded to the #STLCards, I’ll give someone who RTs and follows me an Arenado jersey.


The Antonio Brown saga is amazing. How is a 29-year-old top 5 quarterback retiring suddenly 2 weeks before the season NOT the craziest thing to happen this offseason??? It's actually impressive. #antoniobrown


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