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On January 1st my wife and I witnessed an elderly woman get a DUI at 11 in the morning.
On this day 22 years ago, a rookie named Randy Moss cooked the Cowboys: 🦃 3 Rec 🦃 163 Yds 🦃 3 TDs Thanksgiving day legend 🙌 @RandyMoss (via @nflthrowback)
Happy Thanksgiving! I’m thankful I married into a family that doesn’t do 5ks on holidays.
Eat what ever you like on thanksgiving. Turkey sucks.
Fully open gym with me and 1 other guy. He gets on the elliptical next to me. Rednecks are retarded.
My dog doesn’t even care that he has more followers than me. That’s why he’s so special to me. We can’t let him find out because if he only knew.
I love the arts but low key I think we all always wanted to have our way in a museum like the Joker did in 89.
We’ve never had a door bell and the dog still loses it when he hears one on tv 🤷🏻♂️
“Stop rapping, we need plumbers”. I loved this line. I truly believe some MFs really be out there using bursted pipes as the background in their Tiktok video.
Half way thru the Chucky chant, I stopped to think would it really be worth it for me swap souls with my dog. Not much would change. Quite frankly I don’t think anyone would notice. Dog as me: -Eat everything in the fridge. -Go to work to be obedient. -Post bones on Instagram.
Y’all ever lose so much money at a casino ya appreciate your job and can’t wait to go back.
My dog learned a new skill. He now knows he can walk right thru gates because he’s built like a tank.
I think it’s time we add a few new letters to the Alphabet. Only 26 letters? Shits wack.
If Pokemon Red and Blue taught us anything in life. Don’t make eye contact with anyone because shit going down if you do.
Damn. Heard lyrics in a song I thought I said were original. Guess that’s where I heard it 🤦🏻♂️
One flex I have, is that I can literally turn off my phone and listen to music on my PlayStation 3.
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