Robertos
@TheOneRobertosFollow me on my journey to become a stand up. Largh or cry
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If you're ever feeling down, it's always worth reminding yourself of the greatest dog costume of all time... http://t.co/x0cH88EU
Before I renamed them (leading to a 6000% hike in sales), 'carrot batons' were called 'carrot dicks'
The only way is Ennis. She came, she saw, she stole our heart. RT to win her signed running spike. #stagetaken http://t.co/cvC748gd
Amazed at a bloke from work last night 4 saying, without a degree of #irony, that he used 2 run the #100m in 9.5 seconds! #NevilleChatsShit
I'm nominating the mosquito as the shittest animal alive. Followed closely by the cancer bat
Rip #gorevidal he was the greatest at whatever it was that he did. #ImClever
I would say my humour is niche most people would say its just not funny #pricks
Whenever your feeling down just look at this count your blessings that you have no part in this. http://t.co/oTtoKRhC
An Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one - GEORGE MIKES
#murray and #federer are definitely playing soggy biscuit right now #Wimbledon
Stewart Lee interview: bit.ly/Nd9T7k - "... The public need to get fed up with stand-ups. Then the distinctive ones will be left"
“@StandUpPortal: Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it. #BillCosby” my new #mantra
Someones #viewing the house today. Put a load of pics of #naked #kids on my housemates bed. Don't ask where I got them from
"England to win on penalties" is commentator code for "we are going to lose" #Euro2012
Off to record 8 Out Of 10 Cats. Always difficult in a quiet news week.
“@Mr_the_guito: I'm not ashamed to say that I love God #” bit gay
@TheOneRobertos PPSF Looking for last minute acts ppsf.co.uk/the-dot-comedy… Please RT
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