God
@TheLordRealHi. I kinda created everything lol...uh...I'm omnipresent, omniscient and omnipotent.
I wish you guys could see this, Cobain and Lennon are doing a duet, it's fucking awesome.
Why do most of you worship me? Brahma did all the good stuff, I just fucked up with the diseases.
Santa? People need to stop believing in omnibenevolent men with big white beards who have magical powers...
Shingeki no Kyojin > The Bible, remember Goliath? He was basically like a Titan.
You're all great and everything but tbh I kinda regret making most Americans.
I've only got one follower and I am literally God, like what? I created all you bastards.
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