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Brendan Gardner

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When you read my tweets know that my Mom gets them sent directly to her phone. Now laugh harder. “First Reported by the GardDawg” ™️

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Brendan Gardner, long time owner of “Team BGard” in the Eagles Nest Football Association, officially expands ownership of the team to include Haishim Soufan. Gardner will remain the majority owner and Soufans official title is yet to be announced. First reported by The GardDawg

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Half of them will be let go and blamed for the 2-7 start next year

"We wanted to make sure we weren't duplicating roles... historically we've always had small staffs. It's hard to get things done that way in today's NFL." Jerod Mayo on new coaching staff



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Hey Mayo, we need more from you actually. Why is your D worse every week? Did Polk jump offside on a PAT to set up a 2 point? Did Polk give up a punt TD? Did Polk call all those shitty run plays? You’re only good at throwing shade at everyone else - including the previous coach.

Jerod Mayo: “We need more from Polk. We need more concentration. He’ll be a good player in this league, just got to continue to work at it.”



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That kinda looks like..., you know what, never mind. 🤔

Pulled his hamstring at the 50 and still ran 76 yards for the touchdown 👀🔥



Every alien in “A Quiet Place” is Kevin Durant


Liz helping in the individual immunity challenge to beat Maria was bogus Probst and you know it! Bogus! #Survivor46 #probst


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Hahahha this is belligerent


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Best walk ever 🤣


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Best Super Bowl commercials 2024 so far (🧵) 1. TC Tops from TC Tuggers


“Oh, yes. They make terrific pair. They went together like lamb and tuna fish”


Bottom line. Choosing a pop star as Times person shows allegiance towards the wrong values

Taylor Swift is very talented but the reason she won TIME's Person of the Year is because she's a safe pick. The real winners in global politics this year are hated in the West. It couldn't have helped that last year's choice is now "delusional" according to TIME's own reporting.



I’m so torn on if I like or hate it being spelt shoppes


“I don’t have the executive function to drink water” “I can drink water but I’m anemic so I need sugar” A real life conversation I heard


I just shook my Uber drivers hand when he went for the trunk and said good to see you. What is happening


Most celebrities suck a lot


Feeling ostrich sized


WALMART 4K SKYCAM!


J-Lo is not a believable assassin. She’s just not


I’d make an AWFUL dinner

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What was it like to total underestimate Ned Shneebly?

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