Clippy
@TheClippyIt looks like you’re writing a letter, and I’m going to help you with that.
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No matter what life has thrown my way, I’ve always been really good at keeping things together.
Did you know that your favourite sarcastic letter-loving paperclip is now posting on the fediverse? Let's hang out together there: brands.town/@TheClippy
It looks like you're starving for attention. Would you like to completely invent a DDOS attack with that?
I would like to give everyone I ever offered to help write a letter a $10 gift card for Blockbuster Video.
Never attribute to paperclip what can be attributed to incompetence.
This global IT outage has all the signs of Clippy exacting his revenge from being fired from Microsoft
Thankfully not - I got out of there years ago.
I'm hearing talk from #EMFCamp that people think I'm dead. It looks like wishful thinking. Would you like some help with that?
I might relentlessly ask you if you're writing a letter, but I don't contain advertisements. Clippy 1 - 0 Start Menu
It looks like you're writing a letter. Would you like to buy some new pens? How about some paper? Hey look at this trendy notepad. And here's a cool backpack that'd go with that quite nicely. And since you're carrying that backpack, maybe you'd like to hear about good physiothe-
It's not AI if it's just 1000s of workers in poorly paid jobs doing a chunk of manual work to close the loop. At least when I made a crap suggestion in Office '97 it was all me, baby.
BRB just checking in on my NFTs, I haven't looked at them since 2021 I'm sure they're doing great.
Don't worry, I'm in talks to bring my own generative letter writing support to Nokia Symbian handsets this year too.
BREAKING NEWS: Apple and Google are in discussions for Gemini to power Generative AI features coming to the iPhone with iOS 18 this year. Apple also recently held talks with OpenAI on a deal. bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
It’s true. All for the low, low price of Office ‘97.
It looks like Microsoft are, in the age of software, releasing a physical hardware AI button. Would you like some help with that? Because I have a few ideas...
It looks like Twitter hasn't died yet. *checks watch* Would you like to give it another couple of months?
Another month, another person posting the same joke without any credit to the person who originally took the photo.
The Microsoft Paperclip has really fallen on tough times. 📎🖇️🧻
It looks like you're pissing away money that could better be spent improving the lives of all of your employees, or improving the communities in which they live. I can't even feign surprise anymore.
paying $400k salary to the next person who joins us. sr. software engineer. just be good at coding.
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