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@TheAugoosetus

honk. also known as @anatidae_anser

Joined January 2020
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they still haven’t replied. cowards.

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There’s been a loose turkey running around my town for the past couple of weeks and it A) hasn’t been caught or hit yet and B) loves to stand in the road. It caused a three-car collision today

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The rhetorical pivot from "homeless" to "unhoused" helped no one and distanced the concept from the empathy evoked by the original term.


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unironically, take an interest in things. visit art galleries, hit up the library and discover-browse. read widely. learn new languages, new words. watch old films. the world is a wonderful place but the sense of wonder is a muscle that must be cultivated like any other.

Anyone know how to retrieve childlike wonder



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It’s funny how best Family game is really just “best game that happens to be E-rated” cause that’s all it ever is Ah yes, Zelda Echos of Wisdom is the best game for the family…a game that’s one player only

@NintendoAmerica Congratulations on your Best Family Game nomination! #TheGameAwards Vote now at bit.ly/tgavote

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Incredibly specific Letterboxd list just dropped

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OBSESSED with this kind of fear-mongering without any real call to action like YES diva DO some paperwork it doesn’t matter what kind

Gays. You need to get attorneys and your paperwork done.



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can't say im a bit fan of the increasing pathologization of totally standard behaviours where medical terms are wrenched out of context to now all refer to You, God's Most Precious Angel And Incredibly Smart Gifted Child Who Is SO Brave

If you were a big reader as a kid, you were disassociating.



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the right wing obsession with guilt and feeling bad is really funny like...I'm a leftist, I fully think that slaveowners and the American government was basically entirely evil for a distressing amount of history, and I don't...feel guilty? I wasn't alive at the time?

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[first 90 minutes of wife being out of town]: All right! Just me and the dogs and the PS5. Time for a boys' night! [91 minutes later]: Miss my wife


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At the risk of sounding really stupid — hopefully I'm not the only one here — I think I need some of y'all to elaborate on *what* to organize when you tell everyone to organize.


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how I feel when they just drop this info casually on election night

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This is Furukawa. At today's Corporate Management Policy Briefing, we announced that Nintendo Switch software will also be playable on the successor to Nintendo Switch. Nintendo Switch Online will be available on the successor to Nintendo Switch as well. Further information about…



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you guys are going to lose forever if this is the only analysis you are willing to do

truly don’t overthink this. it’s because: - she’s a woman - she’s a black woman



All I can say is that I’m extraordinarily glad my wife and I elected to not have kids yet


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The Kamala Spirit Bomb sounds crazy

What exactly does she think I’m capable of

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SHADOWY RIGHT WING CABAL: the die is cast. the stakes are too high to take any chances. we are dispatching you to washington dc to assassinate kamala. RUDY GIULIANI: you got it, fellas

LOCAL ALERT: Kamala, beloved Asian elephant at National Zoo, euthanized after failing health. wtop.com/dc/2024/11/kam…



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buy a "deluxe" game physically but it only comes with the base game and the DLC is a download code buy a normal game physically and only some of the game is on there, the rest is a free update at what point will physical releases be a 2 KB key that just proves you bought the game


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