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Alan ⛵️

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The song Dope Man has a line - “Don’t get high off your own supply” and that alone has stopped me from buying an ice cream truck


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My stance on Immigration is that it should take 20 minutes to sign the paperwork and be given a SSN so you can get out there and start paying taxes


If I die in a wood chipper accident and my kid dosent say “rest in pieces” I will have failed as a father


How much does DQ charge to do a keg stand on the soft serve machine?


This is NJ Tool Repairs primary source of income, and im “the guy” he speaks about. Have sheet metal machinery for the HVAC industry you need upgraded? Call me!

If you want to make over $100,000/year before you turn 20 then learn how to build, maintain, and program a control cabinet like the ones below. There is a huge gap in knowledge on these and every tech I work with is 60+ years old. I work with a tech who is flown across the…

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Adding breakdancing to the Olympics was the best idea they’ve ever had


I stress eat and I’ve put on some weight since I started my own business ~16 months ago. FB memories reminding me I used to be kinda fit. Guess where there’s a will there’s a way? I can run the company and run my fat ass a few miles a week I think.


A rock and a cats butt? 80s music was weird


There are some smart and creative people on this planet

I fucking can't 😂



What’s your phone number? Just keep pushing 6 until I answer

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BREAKING: The US government mistakenly transferred $239 million to the Taliban.

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The music really is too damn loud

What’s the most boomer complaint you have?



I hired a programmer on UpWork for a project, I decided I liked having local talent better so I hired a full time guy in a W2 role and I then found an expert on UpWork to coach him. I’m not sure there is a more valuable resource for small business owners than UpWork


This wouldn’t have happened if tomato paste and toothpaste packages weren’t so similar.


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Wondering how to dispose of a dead animal in New York City? Get the facts: on.nyc.gov/4fvz5Ho

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I think Lara Trump is hitting on me?

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A government of the people, by the people, for the people, but the people are stupid.


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The only reason food delivery is a “luxury” is because corporate greedfucks raised the prices to make them unaffordable to the average person. We’ve been doing cheap food delivery at reasonable prices and decent wages for DECADES, but all of a sudden y’all pretend ordering pizza…



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I just had an American energy drink and at first I was happy to get out from under Canada's bs nanny state caffeine restrictions but honestly I'm extremely fucked up now I'm practically dissociating, how do you people live like this


If there is anything larger than a nickel in the “take a penny” tray at the gas station I can’t afford a house in the neighborhood


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