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Milton Whipmaker

@ThatMiltonGuy

Sculptor, whip maker, philosopher, writer and Grammar Nazi. Currently unemployed .

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Currently sat on the toilet. Not doing a poo, it's just really comfortable.


Seriously, when this episode came out most people I saw at the pub tonight hadn't learned to walk yet. Ps. The Simpsons is older than you.


Watching an episode of South Park old enough for me to legally have sex with.


It's what's inside that matters. http://t.co/0t59SuSOYH

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Take 17 off because they were already on the clock, add two on because I forgot to turn it on/unplugged it with knee http://t.co/Wo9d68mZVY

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Stopping for a drink and a fag. Just hit 30mph coming downhill into the wind. 5 miles to Henley. http://t.co/8HKvx7hFtj

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Including the 2 miles I lost because I didn't have the speedo plugged in (I'm being conservative, it was closer to 3) I've done 45 miles.


First pitstop of the journey. http://t.co/WtiftOJcNR

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My legs are tired and my saliva's thick. Time for an over priced drink from WH Smiths


Excuse the potato, but my phone is all I have. http://t.co/r1pOtmz5S9

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Go outside. Look straight up and a to the west. You'll see a type of rainbow you've probably never seen before.


Dark room filled with toy babies screaming and crying. Door slams behind you. Trapped. Enjoy.


'Kummerspeck' is German for 'excess weight gained due to emotional overeating'. It literally translates as 'grief bacon'."


Bracknell sax man in playing Frank Sinatra tunes. Currently Mack The Knife. I'm singing along in my head in German.


My chest hurts this morning. Not because of my heart... well yes, because of my heart, but mainly because of yesterday's workout. Feels good


It feels good to get back on the bench. Fuck you, heart. You're not slowing me down anymore.


25 images left to stack. Been going since 11pm last night. This is why I want a desktop with 16gb RAM.


Out with the camera in one of Bracknell's rare dark spots. Can's clicking away at Andromeda. Going to try and get M42, too.


Coffee and sketching. The best part of any day.


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