Thabo Tshuma
@ThaboTheGeniusAspiring Comedian, tweeting into the void
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Vegans are to conversations what cyclists are to driving on the road
The sport of body-building had to ban male competitors from bending over and flexing their glutes so as to not entice the judges. This is unfortunate because there is no non-homophobic way to end this joke.
The movie Megalopolis proves it takes approximately 120 million dollars to help an old man suck his own d*ck.
The picture of Elon Musk jumping behind Trump has given me a new respect and appreciation for my bullies as a kid.
Autistic people get judged as a group all the time. One autistic dude loves trains, and now people think they all like trains. Must be hard for the one guy who REALLY hates trains.
Growing up is sex being interrupted by your dog farting loudly in the bedroom
Joker 1 ripped off Taxi Driver so logically, Joker 2 would rip off Glee.
Superhero movies used to want to answer the question, "What can man do with the power of the gods?" Now they ask, "How soon can you start telling jokes after 100s of people die?" The answer is, "As it's happening."
Breaking has been removed from the 2028 Olympics. An artform created by Black and Hispanic teenagers gleefully torn down by a mediocre white woman. Tale as old as time.
Why is it called Stockholm Syndrome? What awful things are happening in Stockholm?
We finally have little black girls on a fantasy TV show and they still give them a deadbeat dad. #HouseOfThedragon #HOTD
I like to think I've evolved past traditional gender roles until my girlfriend asks me to do chores while playing video games
What is this weird connection between tigers and hill-billies? Tigers to hill-billies are like crusty chihuahuas to old white ladies.
Tanya Plibersek had to apologise for comparing Peter Dutton to Voldemort. Dutton must've accepted because the sign of the death eaters was seen in the sky later on that night
There is nothing less manly than pressing the [walk] button on a traffic light to cross the street.
This hyper capitalism where you never really own anything sure does feel a lot like communism
This toilet has a sign that says, "Only for human waste." What's coming out of me no longer meets that criteria.
My dog is deaf but very smart. He's the Stephen Hawking of dogs. Mainly cause they both drool a lot and hump kids.
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