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Anurag Jajoo

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Wo chaar log mein se ek

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Umm I think I'll just have rice 😅

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#Papa - Gupta ji k ladke ki IIT mein 4th rank aayi hai Me - But main toh 9 saal pehle exam de chuka hoon #Papa - Haan toh ab de deta toh kaunsa 1st aa jaata #FathersDay


Absolutely adore how few people use helmet to protect their hand. Sabki apni apni zaroorat hai, kisi k liye dimaag toh kisi k liye haath 😅


Someone has to put down the unsaid rules of calling, so here it goes: 1 call - Normal 2 calls - It's urgent 3 calls - You're dying 4 calls - You're dead and calling from hell to delete your browser history 5 calls - You want me to come over and kill you 😑


10 ghante ki neend ek taraf aur snooze k baad 10 minute ki neend ek taraf 😅


*Texting a friend in metro* Me: The guy my side is more interested in my phone Guy beside: Bhai aisa kuch nahi hai 😂


Hum 2 bar hanji hanji likhte hai to log usmein bhi sharat dhund lete hai 😅


What do they mean by saying, "We cannot play samundar mein naha ke" in Zumba class 🙄


Apparently "I will touch base with Anurag" has different meaning in work email. Khamakha hi excited ho gaya tha main to 😐😅


Is it racism if the brown bread isn't brown enough 😐


Chalo koi to mere baare mein sochta hai @bigbasket_com 😅

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Wo 3 popcorn aur 2 phul k tukde aaj bhi wahi hai jahan tumne phenke the. Baat romantic nahi par ye hai k maid to roz safai karti fir ye kaise :/


*Saturday night conversation* At girls' apartment - Kal idli, dosa, poori, continental, chappan bhog, 127 course meal banate hai At guys' apartment - Bhai 12 baje uthenge, breakfast aur lunch ek saath hi order ho jaayega 😅 #SaturdayNight


Do you ever wake up at middle of the night because your dream was too boring 😐


Boarded the bus without checking cash in wallet. Conductor asked to get off at next stop. Asked the person sitting next to me if he can give me cash and I'll @Paytm the amount; he agreed without second thoughts. Small things that make this world a better place! 😊


Whenever my friends sends me screenshot of her conversation with any guy, I momentarily go back in time to think about those 14,743,289 messages that I've sent so far 😅


#AccordingToRahulGandhi @oneplus owner is learning maths, adding one at a time 😂


#AccordingToRahulGandhi @Saavn owner was earlier weather forecast reporter 😅


I am happy to see a lot of friends criticizing BJP, I want to see Shri Shri Rahul Gandhi Ji as PM. Why should US have all the fun? 😝


*News: China is hiring cheerleader girls for programmers* Female friend: This is so sexist Me: Yeah, it is demeaning to women Friend: No, I mean what about female programmers 😐😅


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