ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤI ᴡɪʟʟ ɴᴏᴛ ʙᴇ ꜰᴏʀɢᴏᴛᴛᴇɴ, ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴍʏ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ sʜɪɴᴇ, I'ᴠᴇ ɢᴏᴛ ᴛʜᴇ sᴄᴀʀs ᴛᴏ ᴘʀᴏᴠᴇ ɪᴛ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ[ 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐕𝐄 ] ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ
I hit you with the MEANEST grappler combo and then vanish back into inactivity
( plays recording ) "Mmmm ... Observing demon mating rituals is so -- Ooooohhhh, he's speeding up, he's pinning her down, I'm so, that makes me so haaaaaaahhhhh --"
⠀ Yes , I am of Virgin blood . Researching and studying the reproductive structure of Demons is my obligation — Not to experience sinning first - hand . Mortals claim that an abundance in sexual pursuance is something to be PRAISED ❓ Pitiful fools ... ⠀ ⠀
You would know
The Joker is a returning customer
( pointing down the street ) Oh look, it's the mailman !!
"𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐬𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐦 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫! 𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬!"
She likes to play God for funsies
This is fate telling me to make Kregg tonight
(The Cyborgs from the First Galactic War have all been erased. We are NOT, I repeat, NOT keeping them underground on Cyberstan to mine and do labor. They’re all dead. Glory to Super Earth.)
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