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The Drunken Samurai

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Shitposting since before that ever was a term. I bitch about the tv shows, video games and movies, among other things. Mostly other things

Joined November 2008
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The basic dysfunction of all internet discourse and debate stems from the fact that we are watching television.


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oh. my. god. they did the thing


this is exaggerated but it really be like this in public schools sometimes

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Tony Hawk is going bald, but is very good at hiding it. Its not gonna last forever though.


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Video games fulfill our need for servitude, and disguise it as independence: we obey the rules of a distant archon, the quests and rewards written legibly in the fabric of the world, and our purpose glows unhidden


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Jerry: He offered you a red pill and a blue pill? George: Two pills, no water Jerry: No water? George: No water Jerry: Cant take a pill without water George: Never could Jerry: So what’d you do? George: I left. I’m not choking down a dry pill Kramer enters in a leather coat


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Instead of watching Hamilton, please watch this important scene from MONEY PLANE (2020) where Kelsey Grammer explains the Money Plane to pro wrestler Edge.


this was the exact moment season 2 started to get worse. prove me wrong


Haven't played the new one(don't care), and I know they're made by the same company, but The Last Of Us always felt like someones fucking gay Uncharted mod


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wait wait wait are you telling me America has a Hachiko

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when you spent 200k on her onlyfans but she cant remember your name


tinder made the passport feature free, which is great if the fucking brazilians weren't seemingly everywhere. it's not bad, but still


can this quarantine please put enough stress on both of my jobs and relationship to end so I can get back to VIDEOGAMES?


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Idris Elba finding out he has coronavirus


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this is the horniest thing I've ever heard in my life???


He looks like he takes great, painstaking effort to not look like he's sucking a dick

We are not talking nearly enough about how Pete Buttigieg consumes food

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[apps help us day to day in our lifes... but some men have twisted the apps to fulfill their oqwn selfish desires. beware these 'dark apps']


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