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Barney Stinson

@StinsonParody

Barney Stinson, I wear suits and I'm awesome. #TrueStory. Parody Account. Not here for your lame relationship tweets. [email protected]

Joined October 2012
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#SexIsGoodWhen you don't remember her name.


#BadDecision having a girl stay at your apartment until it gets light outside


@AlexPosts: I love my girlfriend 😍😍😍 isn't she beautiful 😘 pic.twitter.com/wH29J3Jg” I can't wait till you break up and you cry more than her.


Snapbacks, please #LeaveItIn2012. You all look insanely stupid.


#SignsHesCheating you've become a lot crazier, but no hotter.


#InThisGeneration kids are thinking snapbacks, swag, and emotional tweets are the ways to get girls.


#RelationshipsWouldLastLongerIf you would "last longer", if you know what I mean.


#IfWereTogether you'd better leave before breakfast.


#RelationshipsEndBecause you follow the advice of some swag kid on Twitter.


#MentionSomeoneYourThankfulFor anyone who can start a grammatically correct trending topic.


"Happy" Slapsgiving everybody......


#perksofbeingugly I won't lie to you for sex. In fact, I won't even talk to you.


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