Suz
@StayclassySdalerandom thoughts, rants, and stupid humor from a Scottsdale lady
At a Spa in Scottsdale, waiting for it to get crowded so I can cannon ball into the pool! #soscottsdale
Kamala is quite literally a communist. She wants not merely equal opportunity, but equal outcomes.
26. Kamala Harris is a communist and her word choices give it away. “Equitable distribution” “equity” It’s a repackaged version of Karl Marx’ popularized slogan “From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs” meaning a redistribution of wealth.
You are probably a millennial if your goto family favorite movie is Shrek
If only people put items on their baby registry that actually make sense like asking for some good baby bottles, a few therapy appointments, a nice crib, and like ten thousand batteries.
Toddlers are UNHINGED. There is a sweet spot between 2-3 where they want to be independent but lack actual brain power to be independent equating to barbaric feral demonic terrorism. I’m praying for you toddler parents
My favorite thing when I unsubscribe from an email is that they feel its necessary to YET AGAIN email to confirm I am unsubscribed
Being in your 30s on social media is: All your old friends from college either having kids or documenting their sobriety journey
My baby and toddler whine or cry so loud that it sets off my dog’s bark collars.
When you start buying matching pajama sets is also the same time you start planning your 401k
Now that its been 10 years, I’d like to see how Mr and Mrs Christian Grey are doing with kids
Why is everyone freaking out about Taylor Swift’s tortured poet album? Who is she? Never heard of her before.
All you need to know about how old I am is that I will not leave the house if there is too much traffic or my destination has too many people. That’s how old I am
Ladies, find yourself a man who understands why you can’t put LuluLemon leggings in the dryer.
Adulting sucks. I was up in the middle of the night thinking of the detergent flap getting stuck in my dishwasher and ways to fix it.
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