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Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night, stays this courier from the swift completion of my appointed rounds.

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RIP Stephen King


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I might be white, but I'm not "I know my dad" white.

I might be white but I’m not “let’s water the trees” white.



Thanks for setting a table by your front door for packages. My back and knees appreciate you.


If you know your house is on a walking route for your mail carrier and you keep ordering shit like dog food, cat litter, and water, there's a special place in hell for you 😤


Unsubscribe from the Uline catalog. That shit's heavy


When you put "Return to sender" on your junk mail, we just throw it out.


If you put your trash bins in front of your mailbox, fuck you.


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If your mailbox looks like any of these, fuck you.

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If Jesus wasn’t white then why did he know his dad


Same.

Never really stopped acting like my "likes" weren't public, tbh.



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The second best part of Bacon is the Pork fat you get to cook with the next day.

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Raccoons eat all my moms kittens.


I've seen it happen

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You deliver on Sunday? Yea, someone's gotta deliver @amazon's parcels for them. Hot enough for ya? Before they can ask I say, "it's just not hot enough today" No junk mail. That shit pays my bills. If it got your name on it, you getten it.

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Good dogs get a milkbone and a hug, aggressive dogs get pepper spray

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