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Stace Elwin

@StaceElwin

I am who I am. I like what I like. I love what I love. I do what I want. Get off my back and deal with it. It's my life, not yours.

Joined April 2014
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After awhile, waiting gets boring. Your crush doesn’t seem so attractive anymore and you realize you need to stop wasting your time.


Don't ask for my opinion then get mad when I tell you the truth.


You never really stop loving someone. You just learn to try to live without them.


When you are losing an argument on the internet, remember that attacking your opponents’ spelling and punctuation is always advisable.


It's really sad how one day I'll seem to have everything going right then the next day I'll lose everything so fast.


I am a sucker for a sweet text message.


that awkward moment when your foot falls asleep so you just stomp around like a dinosaur.


Forget about Romeo and Juliet, forget about Edward and Bella, the perfect love story I want to make is our own,


Mint gum + Cold water = Coolest feeling ever.


The less you care, the happier you’ll be.


"Did I Ask You?" "No" "Then Shut Up."


2 words, 1 finger.


Fungry: The state of being fucking hungry.


2 + 2 = Fish. 3 + 3 = 8. 7 + 7 = Triangle. 8 + 8 = Butterfly. Retweet if you get it!


5 minutes of extra sleep in the morning seriously does matter.


I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.


Yes, a woman can make you a millionaire. But only if you're a billionaire.


Roses are red, Violets are red, bushes are red, trees are red... Oh my god, my garden's on fire!


The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.


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