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Spanking Theatre

@SpankingTheatre

✍️ A storyteller, writing for the theatre between your ears ✍️ Someone to read you bedtime stories, and smack your bottom.

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You don't need to be naughty to get spanked, you just need to ask your partner for it. That means you can keep up the very highest standards of behaviour and do your disciplinarian proud, and still get the smacked bottom that you crave.


Social discomfort prevents us from sharing the hidden aspects that make us truly interesting. Imagine what we could achieve if we could show who we really are. open.spotify.com/episode/6iyuQu…


Stress is living your life worrying about being caught. Eroticism is living your life hoping you'll be caught.


The attraction of bedtime spankings is their intimacy. You are being cared for, with no difficult decisions to make. Even the hour of your bedtime has been decided for you, and what you’ll be wearing to bed laid out. Big girl clothes off first, now let's get you washed.


Some say telepathy doesn't exist. But if you read my feed, you're peering deep into my filthy mind.


When her panties are slipped down, it's not just the state of her slit that can be inspected. The erotic story of her whole day is recorded in her underwear.


Corner time need not be spent alone. Spanker and spankee can stand back to back, bare bums pushed together, the former enjoying the radiating heat they've just gifted to the latter.


Those with the most valuable things to say are often the most ludicrously self-critical, the antithesis of those who literally don’t think twice before babbling. Those who believe themselves imposters only speak when they're passionate, that’s what makes them worth listening to.


Thinking about designs for alarm clock sex toys.


If Project 2025 bans erotica, it's a great opportunity for Britain to lead the world! We could be as famed for our filth as the French are for their wines. Though some might have to visit their local erotic speak-easy to get it. “Bro, you have any of that sweet English stuff?”


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