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Elon a Bitch

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Sam - he/him - #GGST - #TeamComedy - @nyjets - @nyknicks - @mets - @UFC - 6/30/14 | 9/25/08 RIP - DJW❤️

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Dudes are in full male drag every day lmao. Masculinity is so performative.


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You cannot be a Christian and support Trump.

You cannot be Christian and support abortion.



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So after ducking and dodging for weeks, Walters is now admitting that he used taxpayer funds intended for students to purchase $60 Trump Bibles made in China.

PAMELA BROWN: The Trump bibles are $60 a pop. There are many bibles available that cost half that. Why are you using a Trump-endorsed bible? RYAN WALTERS: The bible, declaration of independence, and constitution are all included in this bible that we purchased



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kids?!!! i’m only 31 you SICK FUCK

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For the ppl who ain’t got kids… what you waitin on?



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Yes Elon told us this would happen & you all just shrugged your shoulders lol


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it’s funny they post this like it’s a flex. $1M over a 15 year UFC career 🤢

A MILLION DOLLAR MAN 🤑 Charles Oliveira is the first fighter to win 20 fight bonuses in UFC history 💰 #UFC309

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Machida showing the "Reiho" side of MMA.

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Huh, so these body cams can stay operational during high intensity situations without failure?

This is incredible Firefighter Joseth Abel Espinosa's putting out a fire



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The meanest people I’ve come across are religious people.

When people do not have God, it shows in the way they deal with people.



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In happier Jets news - I finally opened @NYJ_Matt gift to me for my 28th bday 🔥🔥🔥

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that spinning back kick

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In this picture: 1 drove his wife to suicide for constant infidelity 1 is an adjudicated rapist 1 smacked his wife in the face at a nightclub in public The MAGA Republican party of Christian values and protecting women.

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we cannot afford to dismantle the department of education

TIMEOUT : since wen thanksgiving’s been on the 28th ????



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He killed the woman and child. The officer killed the woman and child

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Some people keep questioning why I care so much about the #Jets still Am I just supposed to remove the years of passion I have for this team just because they are disappointing me? I love this team no matter what When they lose I get frustrated When they win I get excited…


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incredible, the consistency with which every bad thing around us can be traced back to racism


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(in 1965 the Democrats passed the Voting Rights Act to make it less difficult for Black people to vote)


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y’all ever think about how the Democrats haven’t won a majority of the white vote since 1964, and what the Democrats did in 1965


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At one point this season the Jets and Bills were playing for first place in the division and were tied with 4 minutes left in the game


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