Steel Dragon of Eternal DOge
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Residency is seeing how many days you can consecutively neglect working out and still be able to run a mile sub ten.
Me, a doc in the emergency dept: *waiting to escort pt out with discharge paperwork, they are on the phone and I sniffle* Pt: OH NOW U IN A HURRY Me: 😳 Convo in my brain: Ma’am, u came to the ED with a scratched elbow………………. Not a level 1 trauma
I’m sorry but after being even peripherally involved in the foodie world through Brenner, I can confidently say that they ALL be LYIN’. Like yeah, the food is good.. but should you wait on a list for 8 months and stab your neighbor for a resy? Absolutely not.
My new shameful reality tv show: Golden Bachelor.
My toxic behavior is needing something sweet immediately after anything savory
Imagine only having one kid and depriving said child of the absolute joy and torment of siblings
Not my brother sending me a video of the “boo basket” he made for his gf and it immediately making me cry bc my dad raised some incredible men who will make incredible husbands one day.
Being told I look too young to be a doctor makes my day EVERY TIME BC DAMN, inside I feel 102.
Nothing is more awkward than dog park conversation
Men who don’t put the seat down are menaces to society and had a weak mother presence in their life. You cannot change my mind.
You’re telling me I pay $300 a month for healthcare to not pay for my birth control I’ve been consistently taking for 7 years. Sounds reasonable.
I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, my brothers are my biggest blessing.
Me when I was a kid: my dream is to be a doctor Me living the dream 20 years later:
Imagine being the EHR IT team for a huge hospital system on the first Monday after an update. 😂
Q: Why are waits at emergency rooms so long? A: Because the rest of the healthcare system is failing. The patient did everything right, but the healthcare system did them so so so wrong. 🧵… They call their PCP, but can’t get an appointment. So they turn to the ER. They…
If I hear that “WOOOOOWEEE” song one more time, I’ll scream.
As Epicurus said, “Nothing is enough for the man to whom enough is too little.” Don’t forget that the purpose of money is to provide time to do what you want, when you want with the people you want. Money is a surrogate for time. It is a means to an end, not the end itself.…
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