Jonathan Toews
@SoberToewsCaptain of the Chicago Blackhawks and permanent DD for @DrunkKane. Parody
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Don't have a red nose? That's ok! For every RT we'll donate $10 toward ending child poverty. #RedNose4Kids
@JonathanToews Sorry, didn't think you would be interesting enough to follow. Here's your follow sir
Maybe Crawford would still be starting if he was ever sober http://t.co/2dmX3sCafj
Shoutout to my 100th follower @MattBuhr3 Celebrate the Hawks responsibly tonight!
Hey, best of luck to the @PredsNHL tonight. Looking forward to a clean, sober competition.
Everyone in White Castle is laughing way too hard at my jokes today... guess people are just starting to appreciate my sense of humor.
The only Hawk that I'll let smoke today is Vermette... God knows he won't be playing tomorrow anyway
Best of luck to the @chicagobulls tonight! As always I'll be available for rides home if anybody has one too many.
Finally found out what 4/20 is. Stay safe everyone, I hear marijuana kills!
Seriously... somebody needs to explain what 4/20 means. Kane won't stop laughing at me.
Is there something special about today? It seems like a bunch of other Hawks are hanging out without me...
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