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I drink so much coffee. Why does the smell of coffee have the same effect of walking into a TJmaxx? You know, the effect where you might shit yourself out of nowhere? It’s finally become such a nuisance, I had to ask. I’m fine really!


Kitchy kitchy ya ya ha hahahaha


Good Reads but for puzzles. Oh that’d be cool. I am compelled to glue and hang all of them but when you can do two in a day and go on a manic spree of puzzling, you start to run out of wall space. How do you just ruin a puzzle and put it back in the box?!


I’ve met a lot of dogs named, “Diesel” in my life. I’ve yet to meet an “Unleaded” though! Dang it maybe be day!


“Something about it stinks”


Good Luck, Babe! Is such a fuckin bop


To include is to be excluded and interpret that how you may 🤪


Update: I think I gave birth to the new age devil this morning


Idk what I said to her but thank god the lovely phlebotomist was so good at the blood suck because somewhere along the way our lines got crossed up. My jokes weren’t funny to her but I always find blood jokes funny and idk I thought she’d laugh more.


I went ice skating for the first time in years today! It was so fun and I was NOT good at it but I did improve over the course of an hour and I owe that entirely to myself for saying, “It’s just ice, no problem, just ice” out loud the whole time.


When I learned bread doesn’t need to be stored in the fridge, and neither does peanut butter, everything changed. No more hard rock peanut butter on hard rock bread.


I just saw a woman brushing her teeth in her car at a busy stop light multitasking like a boss. And it was big honkin electric toothbrush too!! I do have questions but I don’t need answers, I just hope she knows I respect it.


Amusement park rides are in my top three biggest no-nos.


Oh, and one more thing! I wasn’t always this into caramelized onions


I wear my hats and glasses mostly for hiding purposes and I got to thinking… why not try camo next? Because then, no one would even SEE me! I used to be against bigcamo but I’m starting to see the appeal these days (muahahaha😉) #makemeinvisible


C’est bon mfers


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