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Samantha Celeste

@SmnthCeleste

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Why are there always issues when ordering from @DoorDash ???


Neve ordering from @Wayfair EVER again!!! Absolute awful experience and I didn’t even get the item I ordered!


I ran out of matches on tinder. I’m pretty sure I don’t like men


All men are good for is giving you Covid 🙃


Me on dating apps: I’m either gonna get murdered or fall in love. Either way the outcome sucks.


Every guy can’t be 6’1” 🤣🤣


I’ve only been dating for like 5min and I’m already tired of it 🥲🥲


Controversial opinion: tamales and menudo are gross


Pop punk princess 👑

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When I throw parties and want to people to leave I go to my room and go to bed. They’ll get the message eventually.


“You can have good sex with someone you don’t like or respect or even remember” - Samantha Jones


And while you're bleeding on your back in the glass, I'll be glad that I made it out and sorry that it all went down like it did.


I’m for the sheets, not the streets.


Too bad they are the source of my worries.

I really pray everyone finds the right circle of friends and the right partner. Life is already hard,relationships should be the least of our worries.



When exactly is “end of day”? Like before midnight?


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definitely saying “Oh, so it’s like Kohl’s cash.” next time a man tries to explain crypto to me when i didn’t ask.


How are fckbois going to slide into Dms now?!? I guess there’s always Snapchat


I’m not saying she deserved it but I’m saying God’s timing is always right 😂✨


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