Small City LEO
@SmallCityLEO1Comedic life of a small city FTO with big city aspirations
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What an odd time to be a police officer... Can't be proactive... Can't be reactive. People don't know what they want, just that they hate us.
Apparently, Last week, a new guy pushed some narcan and went full cpr mode on an OD until she started "making noises" I'm no expert, but....
I lowkey want someone cool to get Corona and self heal from it and then speak out about this media hysteria over it. Tired of seeing it when the flu kills 100s of 1000s more.
Ahhhh, I see we're still in high school as adults. Love when co workers run to one another to take what you said or asked out of context to stir shit and enjoy the show.
Everyone's mourning Kobe... And I'm over here like... Congratulations to his victim(s?) finally receiving justice?...
Thoughts while pissing in a parking lot at midnight... I don't think I've pissed inside a building at work in several months. 😂
Showed up to females house. Unrelated to her. Claims heart attack. I call ems. Get her name. Felony warrant. Hospital was supposed to notify close to discharge. Didn't. Find out near shift change... Long story short, dayshift gets my friggin easy felony warrant arrest stat...
There you are. 0500 Christmas morning. Off in an hour. What's that? Someone called in? Mandated to stay over. Ahh, Christmas.
what’s something you can say during sex but also when you manage a brand twitter account?
Torrential downpour. Can't see 5 feet in front of your squad. Creeping along towards an underground parking garage. I come up to an intersection and observe a 3 car crash. F#$*!
Huge incident recently. Found out later, the dispatcher got too stressed out and went home, during the incident. When she came back, it was like nothing even happened. Most of the station doesn't even know yet, but I have trust issues now. #LifeLine
Does anyone else get the eye twitch when a liberal college student starts lecturing you about race relations/cj reform as you, a cop, work a predominantly minority beat for years like you have no clue how to do your job, handle people, or just generally not be a piece of shit?
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