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My kids told me to record ‘Super Bowl’s Greatest Commercials’, so we could skip the ads.
I’m eating the back door to the gingerbread house right now. Could be worse ways to start 2020.
Small town Xmas parades look like slow motion volunteer fire calls.
My birthday is Xmas day. The only way to repay this blessed gift would be to die on that day and ruin that holiday for everyone going forward. #thiswaspitchedbyoneofthekids
Having kids with Nish names means only using that on raffle tickets.
Waaseyaa asked for salmon this morning when I made the breakfast roll call. Mom clarified, it’s Spam.
If we forgot about Halloween, would someone invent it?
Once you hit 3 kids they all get 1 syllable monikers so you can call out offenders like numbers. #guilty #trialsover #howdidtheymanage13
Smacked my eyebrow on the fridge door this morning and immediately looked like I was trying to draw a 4 min. highsticking penalty. Still had to go to the office. #injuredinthewarmup
Aakode’eh is 17 today. She’s allowed me to be part of her life since she was 2. Today her life tip to me-comb my eyebrows out while they are wet. #influenced
Picture day is everyday when you have a camera in your phone. If only I had those backgrounds.
So apparently ‘Dad’ is an ingredient to breakfast.
Currently chauffeuring a army of girls chanting “Why men great till they gotta be great?” Best part of my Saturday is over.
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