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an unexpectedly nice thing about growing older is realizing that fewer emotions are new and you already Have A Playlist For That


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When I’m done grieving, I will return to joy. I will not let them take that away from me.


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Holocaust survivor Irene Weiss: “Man can turn into an animal in no time. All he needs is permission. As soon as permission is given from higher-ups, from the government, it accelerates.”

From 60 Minutes

Actually, that’s not true, Ellen

SlambertTweets's tweet image. Actually, that’s not true, Ellen

James Gunn says that David Corenswet “will blow people away as Superman.” “I don’t think anyone really understands the depth of this guy’s talent dramatically, comedically, physically.”

FilmUpdates's tweet image. James Gunn says that David Corenswet “will blow people away as Superman.”

“I don’t think anyone really understands the depth of this guy’s talent dramatically, comedically, physically.”


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my mom said i cant come over because you only use overhead light there are no warm glowing lamps or other soft light sources


This was tweeted in 2019 and I still say it to myself once a week, btw

when u try to be a chill girl in the midst of a climate crisis

aznfusion's tweet image. when u try to be a chill girl in the midst of a climate crisis


obligated to repost this monologue every time it comes across my desk

this monologue from Frances Ha



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Look at all of you quitters crawling back to Twitter to celebrate. Some of us have been here the entire time rotting away in Elon's hellscape and you think you can just log on for a quick sec whenever New York does something cool like an earthquake or 34 guilty Trump verdits?


Out: O, that I were a glove upon that hand In: O, that I were a turnip upon that lapel

SlambertTweets's tweet image. Out: O, that I were a glove upon that hand
In: O, that I were a turnip upon that lapel

Not enough chatter about that matchmaking tab. Normalize spreadsheets measuring compatibility and availability of friends, family, and coworkers. Add GTM strategy for newly single. If you’re going to be unhinged make it COUNT

My wife and I use Notion religiously to manage our day-to-day life. Here's a screenshot of our set-up. I turned this into a template, let me know if you'd like to see it!

benln's tweet image. My wife and I use Notion religiously to manage our day-to-day life. Here's a screenshot of our set-up.

I turned this into a template, let me know if you'd like to see it!


woman after my own heart

Greta Gerwig Recalls How 'The Muppets Take Manhattan' Kicked Off Her Love of Film hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-n…



I wish every film had a dream ballet actually


listening to @RadioMadison sing about coating her tongue in hydrogen peroxide and rallying for today’s show…… sp*tify AI DJ could never. embarrassing they even try actually !!


Call Me C̶o̶c̶o̶ Champion !!!!!!!! #usopen

SlambertTweets's tweet image. Call Me C̶o̶c̶o̶ Champion !!!!!!!! #usopen

Fool me once (Ticket to Paradise)…. Fool me twice (What Happens Next)

From the star of “When Harry Met Sally” and “Sleepless in Seattle" comes a new rom-com. Meg Ryan and David Duchovny star in #WhatHappensLater, a swoon-worthy story of old flames rekindled amidst the magic of missed connections, directed by Meg Ryan. Only in theaters October 13!



super yaki does it again 🫡

SlambertTweets's tweet image. super yaki does it again 🫡
SlambertTweets's tweet image. super yaki does it again 🫡

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