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‘’These lyrics couldn’t be more accurate with how I’m feeling with everything in life right now. When things get too serious and too intense just takes the fun, the excitement and the happiness out of it. Too Deep - @Kehlani 🎧 sis this song is TOO good.‘’ - Nicole Kirkland. 🧡
This is the guy who I end up talking to for half an hour in every Wetherspoons I’ve ever gone in to.
Completely agree, Diane. If only James would put his views across on a platform where people could call him and debate him directly.
I wish someone would pull @mrjamesob apart! I find him absolutely obnoxious and totally unlistenable to! 🙉
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My Dad doesn’t get that we don’t respond to idiots at Spiked and we definitely don’t give two hoots about what Brendan O’Neil thinks, my heart sank earlier when he called to say he’d sent them an email. But I thought I’d share it with you, it’s the most my Dad letter ever.
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