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Will Parsons

@Simple_Will

Suit-wearer, professional learner, film watcher

Joined August 2011
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Don't open any links I sent you, I've become what I hated most in life. Oh yeah and I guess my account got nicked too. Blimey what am I like


Seriously, I've got a sentence that can be summarised as "And then the Jews stole all the water from the Arabs. The Arabs did not like this"


Writing an essay about ethnic groups in the Levant makes me feel a bit like an anti-semitic conspiracy theorist


'The next station is Wye' Whoa there Annie and Clarabell, don't get all philosophical on me


I don't even know how to begin answering that - by the sigh that the mum made neither does she. That or she's had it with this kid's shit


I have realised on this train how annoyingly inquisitive young kids are. Pretty sure she just asked her mum what a train was


Good news: The first mosquito of spring! Bad news: the first mosquito of spring


Oh doing a hike was all fun and games until the embankment I was standing on gave way. And now I'm limping everywhere.


Full tactical weekend with very little respite? I've definitely earned a pizza and sides all to myself


Ok so in Person Of Interest everyone is always looking for the 'guy in a suit'. AND YET HE NEVER ONCE CONSIDERS NOT WEARING THE SUIT


I've been wondering why I got sent a pay statement but no actual payment into my account. Turns out the statement is a cheque and I'm dumb


OTC is over; Operation Christmas Beard is a go


And this weekend, while loads of people are going home, I get to sleep outside for 3 days whilst snuggling with my rifle for warmth


Browsing the ol' facebook : 'Haha, how do I know this person. Actually how do I know you? Who the hell are you? Why are you on my feed?!'


Guess you could say that I could bearly stand it


'Bearforce One' is one of the worst best things I've ever seen


The Christmas perfume advert epidemic is beginning to get into gear


I think I just ate my weight in chinese


Back home at Canterbury, nice to see old friends again but seriously it's degree time #yolo


Got the youngest officer in the army leading us in 'your beautiful'. Standard.


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