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youtube.com/watch?v=kOqtAA… 2Chainz (2Change) Check it out, It's hilarious! By Me lol
My wife was so sick this morning that I had to carry her to the kitchen to make my breakfast. #sickeststatus
Vodka mixes well with everything, except decisions. #sickeststatus
Whoever invented self checkout greatly overestimated the general intelligence of the human race. #sickeststatus #walmartpeople
My life is a result of "it seemed like a good idea at the time." #sickeststatus
I’m not shy, I’m just really good at figuring out who’s worth talking to #sickeststatus
Unfortunately, showing that much cleavage doesn't fix your face. #sickeststatus
If I make you breakfast in bed. A simple 'Thank you.' is all I need! Not all this 'How did you get in my house?' business! #sickeststatus
I avoid making friends by being honest with people #sickeststatus
Apparently reenacting scenes from the deadliest catch is frowned upon at the Red Lobster. #sickeststatus
Nicki Minaj looks like an unlocked character that you get on the last level of Mortal Kombat. #sickeststatus
Girlfriend texted me, "I have tried my best to make this relationship work but I seem to be the only one trying.... fb.me/1QAYkD1Xu
Sometimes I wish you could ask the pharmacist to "make it a double". #sickeststatus
Only 2 day until Facebook is stacked with return to the gym statuses and pictures of salads. #really #sickeststatus
Tomorrow we should all agree on a time to drop to the ground and pretend to be dead. #sickeststatus
If you're having a bad day, just remember, in 1976 Ronald Wayne sold his 10% stake in Apple for $800. Now it's... fb.me/YSly7lNv
I couldn't find the thingy that peels the carrots and potatoes, so I asked the kids if they'd seen it. Apparently... fb.me/NQ2PAQx2
When a woman asks you to guess her age, it's like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to diffuse... fb.me/2hwKOnoc9
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