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I keep wanting some one to sneak up on me while I have headphones on so I can try these self defense moves out on a non threatening person
I do Stand up in my head, but most of my fav comedians are black,and I emulate their style so I have black affectations in my bit. Racist?
Wanna rule the waste land? Stock up on lighters, toilet paper and tampons. Trade that shit for food. See how quick you're the boss
Do you think prince Charles listened to "never mind the bollocks" when he was pissed at his mum?
The secret to life is finding the balance of being stoned enough to go to work
Ooo, that looks interesting. I think I'll add it to my library of books that I keep meaning to read.
I find the more satisfied with life I am the less twitter seems cool.
what more is bass than the sound of a big ass anyway
Professor X wanted me to be one of the original X-Men back in the 60s but i was in a band and too busy
Buy up cases of Bic lighters while you can. In the future you'll be rich as hell
what you think is a beer gut is probably a giant mass of parasites
I guess I should be an adult now and stop getting stoned before work. Man being a grown up sucks
Join my cult and I'll send you a cool robe, a crystal and mushroom spoors with instructions on how to cultivate them
I want a holiday where eating shrooms is part of the festivities. @timescanner when are we starting that cult man?
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