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Rhett Shrode

@ShrodeRhett

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Joined August 2018
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When you ask your roommate what they want for Christmas and they say Liquid IVs and you know for a fact the bitch needs a car battery...


Science fact: Broccoli farts generate heat energy🔥


A fly just crawled out of my hair then DIED


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When the flavor is out of this world 🌎 👽🚀

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How does one hang a tube top?

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Nothing is quite as personally degrading as having to go to Walmart on three separate occasions on a fucking Sunday... yes I am now just another piece of earths trash floating in the wind


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Everyone in California:


Someone told me the other day that life is like a game of golf. I guess it’s true because I suck at golf, but as long as that beer cart is close I’m pretty content.


Who the fuck eats sunflower seeds while taking a shit!?

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Officer: have you had anything to drink tonight?

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Someone in the gym smells like FUCKING HUMMUS!!!


Utopia looks a lot better in your head


Guys with ponytails and samurai swords should have fazed out with the VCR


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smoking top shelf for the first time:


Last week got a raise, yesterday got a bonus, today still broke


Facts: Fusion food is culture appropriation.


I don’t think I’ll ever get use to seeing a three year old skip adds on YouTube


My father is getting so good at threatening to kick me out I’m convinced he should take up umpiring


There is a difference when you walk into a restroom and it smells like piss than walking into a restroom and it smelling like *HOT* piss.


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