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/x I FIND OUT THAT ALAN RACHINS DIED??


Eye twitch.


Ugh. Who wears bowties anymore? ( That’s true—he’s probably not the worst Norman out there. ) I’ve changed.

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Of course. ( Trying? He’s probably been trying for too long. ) It’s not Harry, Dad.

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. . .Damn, do I look terrible or something? ( Realizing that this is Normal Norman. Still messing with his multiversal father as always for some reason, ) Didn’t we go over this before? It’s KINDRED.

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MORNING!

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It’s gonna get more festive! Of course, you wouldn’t agree with my methods.

Don't you think we're both festive enough?



Of course it is! All the reason to be more festive, right, arachnid?


HALLOWEEN!! MY FAVORITE TIME OF YEAR.


/x HI IM BACK WITH MY FIRST EVER EDIT??


Of course it’s you. It’s always gonna be you.


Yeah. I’m from a world where you end up being the best father of the year and you and Spider-Man bond over your differences—NOT! You were only proud of me when I finally did things myself.


❝You’re not cool, you’re annoying.❞ He chucks another one at him, activating it this time. However, the joy of trying to squish a spider doesn’t show up on his face.

“Woah, hey, only crime I'm guilty of is being way too cool.” His mask remains firmly placed on his face as he rapidly disassembles the deactivated pumpkin bomb. One down, who knows how many to go, as the pieces fall to the floor.



❝You know I’m not gonna surrender, right? That’s highway robbery, too!❞ He does, however, take off the mask. It’s enough that people see that Harry is just as crazy as the Green Goblin was. ❝You’re always in the way of /something/.❞

“...you'd be surprised...” A web shot out, gripping the bomb and dragging it to Peter. “Even picked up a few tricks. Take of the mask and surrender and maybe I won't have to show 'em to ya.”



❝Causing chaos as usual,❞ he’s tossing that inactive bomb up and down, thinking. ❝I don’t suppose you did anything fun on your little vacation. . .it’s space!❞

“Hey, just cuz I took a vacation doesn't mean I migrated, Junior.” He sighs, dropping from the ceiling. “What are you doing, Hare?”



You understand that Harry died a long time ago, right? Keep up with the times. It’s whatever people call me these days—The Goblin, Kindred—whatever it is.

“Hey, just cuz I took a vacation doesn't mean I migrated, Junior.” He sighs, dropping from the ceiling. “What are you doing, Hare?”



❝It’s not old, it’s still the same!❞ He almost, a l m o s t throws a pumpkin bomb at him—but he goes against it, sighing. ❝. . .I thought your little buggy self went off to space. What brought you all the way back here?❞

From the ceiling, an all too familiar voice. “Really, Pumpkinhead? This old schtick again?” Wasn't Spidey supposed to be off-planet? What's he doing here?



Of course I’m real. ( Oh, well. He thought he was hallucinating, but. . .his suspicious were correct. That was indeed his father—at least a version of him. This multiverse mumbo jumbo always confused him. ) You looked like you were talking to a ghost.

From the ceiling, an all too familiar voice. “Really, Pumpkinhead? This old schtick again?” Wasn't Spidey supposed to be off-planet? What's he doing here?



( He rolls his eyes—he knows what this feeling’s like. Harry’s experienced it multiple times; that feeling that he wasn’t real anymore. . .huh. He gets a tad bit closer. ) What?

From the ceiling, an all too familiar voice. “Really, Pumpkinhead? This old schtick again?” Wasn't Spidey supposed to be off-planet? What's he doing here?



SPIDER-MAN, you’re not an unsuspecting stranger! . . .Oh, well! Either will do! ( Cue him tossing a couple of pumpkin bombs at the other. )

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