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Shogun Cybersecurity

@ShogunCySec

The Computer is your friend.

Joined August 2017
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Or any ridiculous industry certification for that matter

Never have I ever: Taken someone seriously who puts their CISSP behind their name like an MD / PHD



Just say "Windows"

We need a derogatory term for software marketed at enterprises that’s in no way industry grade in terms of function, security, and use but has gained mass adoption due to sales, marketing and bandwagoning. I propose Fizzleware.



This is the way.

My company says they don’t do a mobile phone allowance so I just never pick up the phone or respond when my CISO or anyone else from work reaches out via phone



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several men are apparently upset (?) to find out for the first time (??) that i am a feminist liberal (???) keep tagging me in stupid shit saying “i love your content but” as if my consistent message hasn’t always been to fight against misogyny in tech? lmao i never needed u


#Careers in #Cybersecurity: take a long weekend, end up 2 weeks behind when you get back to your desk.


AWS = A Waste of Space GCP = Google Communist Party MS = Multiple Supportengineersstillcantsolveyourproblem


I ... HATE this place... this zoo.... this prison... this.... reality


Next con I go to, I'm gonna print thousands of stickers that say #ReplyGuy then just hand them out in bunches to women, so they can stick them on dude's foreheads when they start talking.


I don't care how smart you think you are, if you can't use the correct version of "your", "you're", or "yore" then YOU ARE a moron.


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BSides Melbourne have once again received a huge number of applications for our DEI and Financial Aid Program. This program allows us to extend a helping hand to those who need it. Applications WILL CLOSE this Wednesday 16 Oct @ 5pm AEST. bsidesmelbourne.com/2024-dei.html #BSidesMelb2024


or any security feature really.

SSO shouldn’t be marketed and priced as an “enterprise” feature.



They say hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, but really I think hell hath no fury like a man who is afraid a woman might be smarter than he is....

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My body clock has not adjusted to daylight savings time yet, and consequently I will neither reachable nor functional until March.


This is as close to universal truth as exists in tech.

🎵 this is a story all about how what the standard says doesn’t matter as much as how vendors interpret it 🎵



Set your alarms, this will sell out fast!

🚨 This Monday (7/10) at 8pm (AEDT Melbourne) tickets to BSides Melbourne conference will go on sale. Mark it in your diaries, set an alarm, set a few or tell Siri to yell at you, whatever you need to do to make it happen 👏 🚨 events.humanitix.com/bsides-melbour… #BSidesMelb2024 #tickets



Imposter syndrome has never really been a problem for me, but if there's one thing which makes me feel like I don't really belong in security... it's that I think penetration testing is boring and hacking is probably the least useful skill set in the whole industry...


PREACH!

Since cybersecurity is one word, this is already easily solved.



Timeless: <[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet


Nah, the highest paid engineer doesn't show up to meetings at all.

You know it.

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