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The Mr

@ShitTheMrsSaid

An account of stupid shit the Mrs says...

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Mrs "Do we have, like, a tiny shovel?" Mr "Do you mean a spoon?"


Can't find her phone. Rings her phone. Finds her phone. "Ooh I've got a missed call..."


"Let's kill two stones with a mockingbird...is that the right phrase?" #shitthemrssaid


"I'm Humanitarian? Does that mean I eat humans?"


"Déjà vu?! Isn't that an Abba Song?!" #shitthemrssaid


"Is the 31st of May the day before the 1st of June? Like, are they next to each other?"


"I think I'm in labour...Oh. No. I just farted..."


"How do I tell if my shoes are on the right feet?"


"Portugal?! I don't want to go to Portugal... I want to go abroad" #shitthemrssaid


"There's something seriously wrong with me... I've got wind." #shitthemrssaid


"would you still love me if my head was a football?" #shitthemrssaid


"Isn't @simonpegg the Chancellor of the Exchequer?"


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