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shitBenSsays

@ShitBenSsays

Pro Tour Champion. Grand Prix Champion. Floridian. Sayer of shit. (Real quotes, parody account. The real BenS is @BenS8528.)

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Trump is an asshole, but I don't see him as a unique threat or facist. If he had brought home the troops, ended the wars, let us buy drugs from Canada..., He could have won my vote. All we got were hateful tweets and tax cuts for the rich, so I voted Biden and I'm glad he won.


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I don't know what Esports means and I'm pretty sure wizards doesn't either.


“I’m wearing plush Adidas sweatpants.” [stands up to model pants]


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In today's commentary should I do more beats on @Marshall_LR, less game analysis. More game analysis less Marsh beats, keep it about how it's been? #MTGDC


“I hope we lose in the finals so I can pad my most GP finals losses record.” #shitBenSsays


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.@BenS_MTG rates the respective skill level required for Limited vs. Modern Tron:


“I thought about going to the GP, then I came to my senses and went to the casino.” #shitBenSsays


“I just learned something cool: did you know Wolverines are real?” #shitBenSsays


“I’m only familiar with hurricanes - what is this, a category 3 blizzard?” #ShitBenSsays #GPDenver

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“Put that Wojek Bodyguard in your deck, or I will literally murder you.” #shitBenSsays


“I medium broke it.” #shitBenSsays


“I’m the best ever at team draft.” “...” “What, LeBron James can say that and I can’t?” #ShitBenSsays


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"Id bet my net worth that this is how it works, but we should probably verify before tweeting." #shitBenSsays


"I don't need a data plan; everywhere has wifi. Can you message someone for me?" #shitBenSsays

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Pilgrim's Eye and Thraben Inspector are the two best cards in standard.


"Would you cut off @ORonHubbard's hair for 5 pro points?" #shitBenSsays


Art is probably one of my least favorite things that doesn't actually do harm. #shitBenSsays


"Why did you send me this? I'm trying to play poker. This is like porn." #shitBenSsays docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d…


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