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Not like he’s ever called him on his birthday in 8 years either.
At what age does one stop picking harvest homecoming over their kid on their weekend especially when it is the day after your kids birthday?
Palmer: “hey mom, I don’t have any balls inside my balls” Being a boy mom is great 😂
I was cutting my grass and a man walked by and said can I give you a compliment and I was like uh sure and he said you are breathtakingly beautiful and now no one can tell me shit 😂
My mom: “do you want to meet for lunch? But do not show up in a cropped workout top” A true hater 😂
Started a new job at the same company my mom works for. Today I drove to her house and we worked for a little bit, then she bought me lunch, we went for a mid day walk and I get to expense my travel to her house 🤣not a bad gig
Palmer told me a joke today and I died. He said “what did the bad word say to the good word? That was horrrrrrible. Get it cause whore is a bad word” Someone tell me where my child hears the word whore 😂😭😂😭
My therapist said I seem like a very sensible person 😂😂😂 I might need a new one
Well the guy I told my parents I was gonna marry in kindergarten got married last weekend. Back to the drawing board
Palmers getting an mri today and they wanted to try to do it without sedation because he is afraid of needles and homeboy picked his nose the entire time 😒😒😒😒
I don’t ever listen to country and I guess a new Morgan Wallen song popped up on my Apple Music and you all can’t really like this man. I’m confused
I need the eagles to win but they could really slow up on scoring so I can hit the under 🤣
I just checked my budgeting app for my total spend in 2022 and y’all I am mortified. I’m staying inside all 2023.
After driving through New York all day, I cannot believe I didn’t have a car when I lived here. I was made to drive here since I’m already an aggressive driver lol
Neighbor kid: “hey can you get me something to eat? I haven’t eaten anything” Me: “no, I’m not your mom” Her: “well my mom is home sick” Me: “well I’m still not your mom” Who let me become a parent 😂
I just want to be a cute mom who drives a Tahoe. Why are they almost $70k 😩😩😩
I have never ran out of gas in my life until today…In the middle of the school drop off line 🥴🥴🥴🥴
Me: Palmer why are you hands in your pants? Palmer: cause I’m scratching my balls
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