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Shelby Torkelson

@Shelbie_Welbie

*probably said something sarcastic*

Joined October 2010
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Keetah really did THAT.

Shelbie_Welbie's tweet image. Keetah really did THAT.

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Matthew McConaughey as pens: a thread.

Shelbie_Welbie's tweet image. Matthew McConaughey as pens: a thread.
Shelbie_Welbie's tweet image. Matthew McConaughey as pens: a thread.

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Everyone on DoorDash right now after realizing they aren’t gonna get free wendys because fat mfs already crashed the app 😭


This aged well.

I wonder what Jesse McCartney is doing right now



Hey @Boulevard_Beer, what do I have to do to get a 12 pack of Mango Punch Quirks? I have cash..


Seems like a good time to retweet this.


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Jacob: “what do you want for Christmas? I’ll get you anything you want” Me: “a dog” Jacob: “no” Me:


Is everyone drunk at 5:30 on a Tuesday or are Emporia drivers just really that stupid?????


When the auto body shop tries to pull a fast one on me.

Shelbie_Welbie's tweet image. When the auto body shop tries to pull a fast one on me.

For the record, I’m team Shark, sucks like a pornstar.

It’s 10pm on a Friday night and I’m watching vacuum comparison videos. This is 25.



It’s 10pm on a Friday night and I’m watching vacuum comparison videos. This is 25.


She gets me.

when the last bite of just bun and ketchup is better than the whole weenie



Do I like hotdogs or do I just like bread with ketchup on it?


Another day waking up in disappointment because I still don’t look like Carrie Underwood.


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