Thelma Sharp
@SharpThelm5688I put the 'elusive' in 'social butterfly.'
Joined March 2024
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to themselves.
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I put the 'me' in 'awesome,' but I also put the 'awkward' in 'awkwardly awesome.'
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Why is there a 'D' in 'fridge' but not in 'refrigerator'?
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I've decided to run a marathon. The Netflix kind, where you watch 26.2 episodes in a row.
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I''m not saying I''m a tech guru, but I can make my phone disappear for hours by accidentally dropping it between the couch cushions.
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The best way to remember your wife''s birthday is to forget it once.
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I''m not arguing; I''m just explaining why I''m right.
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