Too Sexy For My Crutches
@SexyCrutchesIf you come here to argue, come with education and not theory because I have no time for handholding. Neck rolling hood rat from east-bumfuck.
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Earlier tonight, I saw a truck slowly driving around my neighborhood. I live in a very quiet and usually conservative area. And now, someone is building something. I canNOT be the only person hearing this.
Iconic debate moments: You are no John F. Kennedy. Bird landing on Sanders mic. Fly on Mike Pence’s head.
Why one of his eyes look high? Like how you get half lit? BTW - dat fly dead.
A fly just landed on his head. Ya know why? Because flies love shit.
#SupportBlackDesigners ✊🏿 Kabba is a Queer, Black suit designer and a really good friend of mine who went out of his way to help me out of a tough spot before, and now he needs my help and our help keeping his business afloat and making rent. #CashAppFriday PLEASE RT & donate👇🏿
My little guy at 7:50 AM. He put his head down and started snoring. Zero fucks given.
Hey @Freeyourmindkid, can you help out a struggling Jamaican family by sharing this fundraiser? Jeleel was severely injured while on the migrant farm worker program in Canada. 12 years later & his family is still waiting for justice & proper compensation. gofundme.com/f/justice-for-…
The other night, in my extremely quiet neighborhood there were shots. My neighbor went out to check. 🤦🏾♀️ His GF: White people are always doing that shit. Me: I told hubs, one of y’all done killed ya family again. Check the paper in the morning.
I feel safer in my neighborhood at night than wandering around the rural area near my mom. The south ain’t safer... you just might get robbed by somebody you KNOW instead of a stranger.
My sister bought a $750K house under market and sold it 3 years later for $800K in NC. Yeah...bigger houses for less money.
The reason ppl leave NY to move somewhere else now isn’t because they want a safer place to live - it’s because it costs too damn much to live here. They want more space for their money - better quality of life.
My cousin and I only have boys. Our houses are always live! 🤦🏾♀️😂😂
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