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seamus á la vodka

@Seaivius

it's pronounced like shaymus, the perfect mix of anxiety and vodka 🙃🍸

Joined May 2012
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Just took a dna test...turns out I’m 100% baby


Hey Twitter I missed youse guise


There’s never a time where I don’t want to be playing Majora’s mask


Fuck this fucking month


there were literally no gay people on earth until senses fail released the music video for can't be saved


One of my favorite things about thrift stores is the electronics section with the pile of 86 Wii fit balance boards


Car broke down half way to port Jeff and now I have no car and even WORSE I have no Slurp


I’m convinced that you’ve turned into some sort of god of chaos with all the wild shit that’s gone on since March, I know you’d be loving the craziness. Happy birthday dude, I miss you more every day 💕

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He’s finally fucking gone and I am genuinely crying tears of joy 🤦🏻‍♂️


Just found noticed this 🫂 emoji for the first time and am BAFFLED as to why it isn’t more popular


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Anime Les Mis. youtu.be/yDOqMsmTlYI


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uh oh

Genius! These codebreakers just cracked the Zodiac Killer's infamous 340 cipher, 51 YEARS after it was first published. notthebee.com/article/so-coo…



Every year when we decorate the Christmas tree I put my picture on the star and every time someone takes it down I put it right back. This year is the first christmas I’m spending without my family and my sister just texted me this 🥺

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At the White House Christmas Party, guests were informed about 10 minutes ago that the president won't be joining them to make remarks.


Guess the Supreme Court is part of the deep state too /:

If the Supreme Court shows great Wisdom and Courage, the American People will win perhaps the most important case in history, and our Electoral Process will be respected again!



Who needs a condom when you've got a ravioli??


I’m in my mums car...broom broom...


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