Cara Scarnati
@ScaraCarnatiI'm sorry for the thing I said when I was hungry and tired.
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Dating in 2020: grocery shopping at a 6 ft distance. Who said romance was dead?
This is SO important. There is a big, fat hole in your safety protocol, @Uber ! Don’t ignore the problem, listen up, and take ownership. If your riders aren’t safe, you have nothing. This is NOT okay. DO BETTER.
@Uber “safety” 👎🏻 Stop asking me to DM. This involves EVERYONE. We need: -choose female driver feature! DO THIS NOW -full bkgd checks ALL drivers/ALL countries -extortion protection: take resp for rogue drivers -Cancellation confirmation BOTH drivers & pass This is not hard.
Are your late twenties solely about uncovering new ailments and deciding whether or not to spend the mental energy on online dating yet again? This is not a rhetorical question.
My full day of watching made for tv Xmas movies has taught me that if I move to a small Vermont town that I, too, can fall in love with a prince in disguise at a holiday masquerade ball whilst saving the town and a shelter full of puppies. Or is that not how the holidays work?
Learning the dance break to "Rhythm Nation" is high on my list of priorities and by 'high' I mean everything else will just have to wait.
You know when you blackout and order $30 plates shaped like bread slices specifically for your avocado toast bc you saw them on the 'gram and there's no way you can possibly continue eating toast without them? Actually, that's the whole story. Carry on.
I'm amused, yet completely unsurprised that mullets are alive and well and available for your viewing pleasure on the N train.
Getting a bug bite is bad luck. Getting a bug bite ON YOUR FACE isn't just bad luck, it's a freakin war crime.
PSA to teenage girls & elderly women: if your perfume lingers in a room longer than you do... you're doing it wrong.
Idk what's worse: that Idol contestants were born in the year 2000 & are of legal voting age OR that I'm referencing Idol like it's relevant
Forget politics, we got bigger problems: we're living in a world that gave 12 Tony nominations to Spongebob Squarepants the Musical. SOS.
11 years later and it still hurts, Jo.
It's that anniversary again. This year, I apologise for killing someone who didn't die during the #BattleofHogwarts, but who laid down his life to save the people who'd win it. I refer, of course, to Dobby the house elf.
GUYZ. THIS. (and uh, if you can't take me at peak geek, then you don't deserve me at cool, calm and.. LOL jk who am I kidding.)
Stanley effing Cup Finals (official name) are cutting into Will Ferrell hosting SNL and really it should be clear what takes priority here.
You ever go so far down an IG rabbit hole that you're like "get it together, Karen, you recycled that photo from 2 yrs ago!" ...me either.
I wonder what sort of behavior I exhibited that led the Instagram ad network to believe my lifestyle allows me to spend $5000 on a stool?
Embarking on a 4 hour trade ride with a crying infant and broken earbuds. #LETSGOOO
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