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Stiles Stilinski

@SatiricAcumen

— I'm fine. Aside from the not sleeping, the jumpiness and the constant overwhelming crushing fear that something terrible is about to happen.

Joined November 2014

199Posts 171Followers 39Following

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7 Mar 2018

Yay to friendship! (Please don't hurt me, I'm fragile)

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2 Mar 2018

youtube.com/watch?v=uyvyxv… @SibylOfOblivian

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2 Mar 2018

Did someone say shenanigans, @OfDuellicosus?

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18 Mar 2016

[Replies: The number you have reached doesn't care, @Schismaticus Handle your own problems. - Deal with it.] https://t.co/eBrASp2ifS

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17 Mar 2016

[Replies: I am being Batman. I'm leaving you to your own psychopathic devices, @Schismaticus You got this. Have fun. - Too damn bad.]

Stiles Stilinski

17 Mar 2016

[Replies back: Yeah...no. It is about the principle of the thing, @Schismaticus You can't buy me; I am expensive. - Still deal with it.]

Stiles Stilinski

17 Mar 2016

[Text: Sorry, @Schismaticus I can't help you. I am actually in hell. Wonder how that happened. - Deal with it.] https://t.co/Mmx4M4dCfu

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17 Mar 2016

I don't belong in hell. Do you not see this halo? I just shined it.

Stiles Stilinski

17 Mar 2016

Really encourages me to come out, @Schismaticus https://t.co/skP457hFVe

Stiles Stilinski

27 Feb 2016

» your psychopathic tendencies. Make sure they are up to humane code, @Schismaticus

Stiles Stilinski

27 Feb 2016

It is a new tactic, @Schismaticus Surprise interrogation, like surprise inspection. Although it is like an inspection; checking out all »

Stiles Stilinski

27 Feb 2016

Maybe? That needs to be upgraded to "I am as completely heartless as my psychopath brother". twitter.com/Schismaticus/s…

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Stiles Stilinski

16 Feb 2016

When @Schismaticus thinks its an accomplishment to "forget" to kill someone within 24 hours. https://t.co/bY3NQkctl3

Stiles Stilinski

16 Feb 2016

» that heartless because a mental disorder like homicidal craziness is genetic, @Schismaticus Just so you know.

the names jake or jj brother of theo nott . ms

jake james nott

@theblueeyednott

I wanna fuck with a dino

HunterDucks71

@HDucks71

✦ Cigarette daydream, soft speak with a mean streak brought you to your ᴋ ɴ ᴇ ᴇ s and now you can't seem to get her out of your head. ✦ ║SL/21+║ #Wicked

Kᴀᴛʜᴇʀɪɴᴇ Pɪᴇʀᴄᴇ

@VirulentMirage

Versipellis (adj): shape-shifting, capable of transforming itself or altering its appearance 〖Evolved : TW RP : AU!Derek : Mature + Dark Content : #Shakesqueer〗

𝔇ᴇʀᴇᴋ 𝓗ᴀʟᴇ

@AuVersipellis

We all know how to fake it, baby. We all know what we’ve done. We must be killers. Children of the Wild Ones.
〖Teen Wolf RP : AU!Liam : NSFW : #Shakesqueer〗

Lɪᴀᴍ Dᴜɴʙᴀʀ

@LiamDunbarTW

She wore a troubled past like wings; she had been through enough hell, and though no one could see her demons, they could see the face that conquered them.

Clary Fairchild.

@RosaWithAHalo

tahlea 🫶🏼

@SwagaTahlea

RP|IC — PARODY .: #Wicked

𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐬

@Viragonym

Just me, myself and I. || RP 21+ | MC || @TheCockyDamon being the wicked I can't shake. #RiskyTrouble

Katherine Pierce

@FieryKittenK

inactive no muse

@recolinwitch

〚 They call me a demon. I guess that’s why I’m part of Dante’s i n f e r n o. 〛

Lesley Young

@SparseSangfroid

⊱⊹ ─ I will not be another flower picked for my beauty and left to die; I will be wild, difficult to find, and impossible to forget. ⋮MC/AU⋮#TVD.

Elena.

@RosaInStilettos

❧ Wickedness goes to great lengths and depths where it is not checked and restrained by the free and expression of the good.⋮ SL/MC ⋮#Shadowhunters

ℒilith.

@OmenOfTheFall

⠀⠀❪ I designed my own catastrophe. ❫ ( fake )

𝐱𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐤𝐚𝐧

@Calamitosum

Contagion of darkness metastasises into eternal night; edged icicles grow in your veins, releasing the Mavromino’s propaganda in the form of chaos. ( fake )

𝐧𝐨𝐢𝐫

@Praegelidus

I'm a El'dorian from a planet called El'doria. I'm the Prince. |RP| MV | Multiship with Chem |

Prince: Zev'ton

@BlueAlienRP

I did all of this to keep you safe @HisHumanGirl[#CovenantRP] ●Warlock|Married● sis : @HisVamp the coven : @IFellForADemon @BadBoyWarlock @OfHerWarlock

Caleb Danvers.

@IFellForAHuman

1/5 Tomorrow x Together

강태현

Recién salido del horno de Big Hit Entertainment. #Rolband es mi casa, siempre lo será. El legendario chinegro

Taehyun

@TaehyunTXT_B

Fan account of Stydia Lovers Portugal.
Love and support for Stydia! I will support to Holland and Dylan! ❤
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Stydia❤/Portugal

@StydiaPortugal

❛ The memories of them continued to haunt her, she wishes she could rewind. She just needs the pain to be gone. ❜ ⋮ AU/MC ⋮ #FutureWicked

Cᴀʀᴏʟɪɴᴇ Fᴏʀʙᴇs

@OfWickidsim

sʜᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ғᴇʟʟ ғʀᴏᴍ ʜᴇᴀᴠᴇɴ, ᴛᴜʀɴᴇᴅ ᴏᴜᴛ sʜᴇ ᴡᴀs ᴅɪғғᴇʀᴇɴᴛ.

#ParodyAccount

Makenzie Allen

@OfTheDarkBeauty

♆ And the nights, bigger than imagining: black and gusty and enormous, disordered and wild with stars. ❧ ⋮ SL/MC — Book ⋮ #Wicked

Eʟᴇɴᴀ

@ModHallelujatic

(parody account)

Lorelei Westfield

@MollisStoic

carl grimes chandler riggs zedd criminalminds BigBangTheory girl meets world asa butterfield Dylan O'Brien tyler posey TeenWolf supernatural the walking dead

Stilesfan1!

@Stilesfan1

"Is it a crime to be intelligent, and lethality handsome? If so, arrest me." #TWRP 18-21+ #OC

𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖆𝖘 𝕯𝖆𝖓𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖘

@AdeptAsset

I used to think that I could never lose anyone if I photographed them enough. In fact, my pictures show me how much I’ve lost. 「#OC — MC」#ResidentConscience

Will Ellison

@PrecisOfTragedy

UN SAVED

@Eidolicesque

.

@AmbientRogue

{ #Red | Descriptive | Under Construction | #TeenWolfRP }

Scott McCall.

@ChivalrousLupus

.:▐ When you lose someone, it stays with you. Always reminding you of how easy it is to get hurt. ⊰MC/SL⊱ #Human.

Elena Gilbert

@GriefExpertise

K. Yukimura

@KatanaLovingGal

Inactive

@BeaconsVIP

♡ @AdolescentLicit calls me Daddy . . . ♡
×Back by unpopular demand: me.× [#TeenWolf.]

Theo Raeken.

@DeviousImpulse

ff from @DYLSTYDIAHOLLY ✨don't follow this acc follow 👆👆

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@halebstydias

[✿] — This new found H e r o i s m is making me very A t t r a c t e d to you. «¦»#TeenWolf ¦»RP|MC|IC| «

Stiles Stilinski

@ShadesOfPurity

Under Construction

@VassalToDecay

I was this guy once; he wasn't perfect but he always tried to do the right thing. I don't know what happened to him.「OC — MC」

UNDER CONSTRUCTION

@OfDestituterait

✦ In the land of gods and monsters I was an angel, living in the garden of evil. ✦⦗MC|RP|OC⦘#TheOriginals.

ℵicolette O'ℳary.

@ProgenyOfDemise

And even though there are cracks in my canvas from when I was left out to dry, I am still a masterpiece. // #RP // #TVD

ELENA

@WarriorOfElysia

ᴡɪɴɢs ᴏꜰ ʜᴇᴀᴠᴇɴ. ᴡɪɴɢs ᴏꜰ ʜᴇʟʟ. ᴀɴ ᴇɴɪɢᴍᴀ. ᴄᴀsᴛɪɴɢ sʜᴀᴅᴏᴡs ᴀʟʟ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ᴅᴀʀᴋɴᴇss ʟᴜʀᴋs ʙᴇʜɪɴᴅ ʜɪs ᴏᴄᴇᴀɴɪᴄ ɢᴀᴢᴇ. ||AU|Bi|Dark|FAKE|#Acidic||

𝓓𝒂𝒎𝒐𝒏 𝓢𝒂𝒍𝒗𝒂𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒆 •ᴘᴀʀᴏᴅʏ•

@AcidicRapture

— 「 I ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪғᴜʟ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ. 」 #ƬнєRнαρѕσвσσв.

✗ #AʀʀᴏᴡsOғCᴀᴘᴛʀɪx. ✗

「 Eʀɪᴄᴀ Rᴇʏᴇs. 」

@CacophonousDope

❝ I would swallow my p r i d e. I would choke on the rind but the lack thereof would leave me e m p t y inside.❞| MC RP | #ViolentEnds

Taylour Violette

@ErrantFury

Ya benimde bir Stiles'ım varsa ve bunu göremeyecek kadar Lydia'ysam? #StydiaForever ❤️ #ScallisonForever

Çağla O'Brien

@klcagla14

✦ Centuries later, each of us is broken. We are the strongest creatures in the world; and yet we are damaged beyond repair. ✦⦗RP|MC⦘#TheOriginals

ℛebekah ℳikaelson.

@OfMargaritum

⎣ᴵᴸᴸ ᵀᴿʸ ᴹʸ ᴮᴱˢᵀ ᵀᴼ ᴷᴱᴱᴾ ᴵᵀ ˢˡᴹᴾᴸᴱ⎤ ‷ι canт тaĸe yoυr paιn⑉‴ [#ᴾᴵᴱᴿᴿᴱ]

ˢᵓᴼᵀᵀ ᴹᵓᵓᵃᴸᴸ

@NeophyteInciter

❛All she wants is poison—all she does is, use them & destroy them until she feels what she wants to feel. . .❜ ⋮ MC/OC ⋮ #Wicked • The Bitch & Bratty

Ciera Syder

@Awelesseront

I liked being fucked by @AmazonicAllure a lot. [тəən wolғ] [ѕнιpѕ wιтн cнəмιѕтry] [CLAIMEDDDD] [мaтυrə]

Hiatus

@ArmedVintage

˖ ࣪⊹౨ৎ⋆ She’s all midnight honey and shimmering stars, mingling with holy fire in the velvet night. ⊹ ࣪RP/OC — PARODY ⊹ ࣪˖ #Wicked .: 10.12.2024

𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐲𝐚 𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐮

@PoemOfTheStars

If you don’t have anything, you have to act like you own everything.「AU!Aladdin — MC」

Aladdin

@ProneToAtrophy

Political comedy. @ColbertLateShow @LastWeekTonight @LateNightSeth @FullFrontalSamB @TheDailyShow @TheOpposition @JefferiesShow & more.

The Lanx Satire News

@theLanx

⋮ ៚：sᴛʀᴀᴡʙᴇʀʀʏ ʙʟᴏɴᴅᴇ ↺ 𝐌𝐈𝐓 𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐲╰𝙥̶𝙤̶𝙥̶𝙪̶𝙡̶𝙖̶𝙧̶ ̶⇌𝙗𝙖𝙣𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙚╮˗ˏˋ𝐼’𝑚 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢, 𝐼 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝘩𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑣𝑜𝑖𝑐𝑒𝑠ˎˊ˗

la vanchi

@screamsgenius

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𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐬

@Viragonym

Just me, myself and I. || RP 21+ | MC || @TheCockyDamon being the wicked I can't shake. #RiskyTrouble

Katherine Pierce

@FieryKittenK

inactive no muse

@recolinwitch

〚 They call me a demon. I guess that’s why I’m part of Dante’s i n f e r n o. 〛

Lesley Young

@SparseSangfroid

⊱⊹ ─ I will not be another flower picked for my beauty and left to die; I will be wild, difficult to find, and impossible to forget. ⋮MC/AU⋮#TVD.

Elena.

@RosaInStilettos

❧ Wickedness goes to great lengths and depths where it is not checked and restrained by the free and expression of the good.⋮ SL/MC ⋮#Shadowhunters

ℒilith.

@OmenOfTheFall

Contagion of darkness metastasises into eternal night; edged icicles grow in your veins, releasing the Mavromino’s propaganda in the form of chaos. ( fake )

𝐧𝐨𝐢𝐫

@Praegelidus

⠀⠀❪ I designed my own catastrophe. ❫ ( fake )

𝐱𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐤𝐚𝐧

@Calamitosum

Katherine Pierce

@HerBurningBush

I used to think that I could never lose anyone if I photographed them enough. In fact, my pictures show me how much I’ve lost. 「#OC — MC」#ResidentConscience

Will Ellison

@PrecisOfTragedy

UN SAVED

@Eidolicesque

Under Construction

@VassalToDecay

I was this guy once; he wasn't perfect but he always tried to do the right thing. I don't know what happened to him.「OC — MC」

UNDER CONSTRUCTION

@OfDestituterait

❝ I would swallow my p r i d e. I would choke on the rind but the lack thereof would leave me e m p t y inside.❞| MC RP | #ViolentEnds

Taylour Violette

@ErrantFury

˖ ࣪⊹౨ৎ⋆ She’s all midnight honey and shimmering stars, mingling with holy fire in the velvet night. ⊹ ࣪RP/OC — PARODY ⊹ ࣪˖ #Wicked .: 10.12.2024

𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐲𝐚 𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐮

@PoemOfTheStars

If you don’t have anything, you have to act like you own everything.「AU!Aladdin — MC」

Aladdin

@ProneToAtrophy

✦ I've made myself at home with the cob webs and the lies, I'm learning all of your tricks; I can hurt you from inside. ✦《RP|MC|AU|The Desert Wolf.》#TeenWolf.

❨ KATYA. ❩

@OfBestialis

I feel it even now, even in my darkest moments, even as my skin leathers and my heart pumps poison despite the atrophy. There is nothing left of me.「OC — MC」#CS

Dominic Russo

@Ophidianism

❛The storm in her came pouring out every time she opened her eyes. . . ❜ ⋮ SL/MC ⋮ #PastElixis — #PrettyBlondeHurricane

ᴱˡᶤˣᶤˢ ᶜˡᵃʳᵏ

@ZenithOfWoe

|yoυr мιnd ιѕ playιng тrιcĸѕ on yoυ, lydιa|Mature|+18 TW rp|Stolen by @peculiarlunatic| #Lure

Hiatus

@screampsyycho

♆ She will step across the stage, words coiled, she will open her mouth and the room will explode in blood. ❧ ⋮ SL/MC ⋮ Annoying @MorsusMortis.

Rᴇʙᴇᴋᴀʜ Mɪᴋᴀᴇʟsᴏɴ

@CaliphOfTheVile

☩ I don't let people see the ɢ ᴏ ᴏ ᴅ in me cause when they see good, they expect good. I simply don't want to live up to anyone's expectations. ☩ ║SL/21+/Fake║

Damon Salvatore

@LethalDominance

ᒥ ♱ #ʀᴇᴅ ♱ᒧ — I love my babies more than anything, @ardenttorbs & @PaintMyBody.— Written by @ScarletMuses. #DauntlessPack

𝑳𝒚𝒅𝒊𝒂 𝑴𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒊𝒏. 💋

@ClairvoyantRed

❝Uh, He did it ❞ {Ɗєѕcяιρтινє & Lιтєяαтє}【 #TeenWolf. 】

Stiles

@UhhHeDidIt

ᒥ ♱ #ʀᴇᴅ ♱ᒧ — ❝ᴏᴜʀ ғɪɴɢᴇʀᴘʀɪɴᴛs ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ғᴀᴅᴇ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪᴠᴇs ᴡᴇ ᴛᴏᴜᴄʜ.❞[[ @thenutbrownmaid’s older sister ]]

♕ — Ꮤʀɪᴛᴛᴇɴ Ᏼʏ #Ꭱᴇᴅ.

@ScarletMuses

;; this newfound 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙤𝙞𝙨𝙢 is making me very attracted to you. ✘┊ #TeenWolf. 」season 1-2 personality ;; :: MS :: parody. ✘

;; BILINSKI.

@DicaxDaedalus

Something clever was inserted here but I lost it. (she/they)

Erin

@ThatAmazingErin

۵ Dreams were all they gave for free to ugly duckling girls like me. ۵ #TeenYadriel - Mature RP. | #TS ⊹ #Flair

𝒴adri

@VictimToTheVeil

✦ She's a young gunslinger, making new amends— tough as nails under that corset; call her renegade runaway. ✦ MC/SL/OC #TeenWolf.

ℛaegan ℐames.

@ElCacciatrice

— Fighting the monsters around you is the easy part; it's the ones created inside you that tear you apart.「SL — MC」#CaptainAmerica

Steve Rogers

@CommandOfValor

She is a wild tangled forest with temples and treasures concealed within.【 #Charisma | RP | FAKE | OBX 】

𝓚ie.

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saphine

@SaphineTV

☾ Losing my ᴍ ɪ ɴ ᴅ, gasping for life. Crashing through tides that drive me to find the ᴅ ᴀ ʀ ᴋ ɴ ᴇ s s behind. ☽ ║SL/MC║

ℬonnie ℬennett.

@ApocryphalDruid

✣ I'm gonna make you suffer; this hell you put me in, I'm underneath your skin. ✣ ║OC-AU-OOC For: @Schismaticus║#TeenWolf.

ℋalie.

@SchismaticAdjy

「Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no man ever dared to dream before.」MC • SL

Stefan Salvatore

@SiredByNecrosis

𝑲𝑨𝑶𝑹𝑰.

@urumibladed

𝔍. ‎𝓕𝙴𝚁𝙽𝐴𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚂.

@hvnlystar

Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I sliced the nuns throat open, left the children's choir in pieces and you are next on my list. 「SL — MC」

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