Sassy Britches, Mistress of Floof
@SassyBritches5Queen. Half sass. Half sugar. I might judge you with a look or knead biscuits on your belly. Depends on my mood. Rescue cat. Fluffy and fabulous. #catsoftwitter
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I’m helping Slave with her job today. Bless her heart, she can’t do it without me. Who else has to help their people earn a living?
If anyone who sees this, especially creatives, is willing to donate something toward a charity auction for our nonprofit cat rescue, DM me. Donations could be a service, such as a critique of three chapters, guest spot on your podcast, etc. We’d be grateful for any offers!
Are any of your pets a 'rescue'? If so, show me their picture and tell me their story!
How are y’all doing, love muffins? I’m fine and fabulous, as always.
My slave had surgery this week in her sinuses, bless her heart. Lots of kind people have been coming to help feed us, bless their hearts! I decided to help Slave by giving her a massage today. Notice my fast paw action here. Claws out. Knead, knead, knead.
This 🧵makes me want to hiss!
Disappointed that @Michelin which is headquartered in my area hired a private company to remove a feral cat, which means the 5 kittens they left behind might die. Not to mention, the poor mom cat likely will not survive either. TNR would have been a more humane solution. 🧵
Yes, it is cold outside, but darlings, I’m gonna have to murder my slave, I swear. She’s lost her ever-loving mind if she thinks I’d ever wear this atrocity in public. #Caturday
Darlings, can you help?
I need your help. We trapped this 3-4 month old black kitten in between a plumber’s and Colombian restaurant. He/she needs a name, and I am zapped. Our rescue already has so many black kitties. Give me your suggestions please! #Caturday
My dumb brother insisted on sharing the bed with me so I let him. I suppose he’s my favorite idiot. Don’t tell him I said that though. Bless his heart. Happy #Caturday, darlings.
Not to brag, but I beat Chloe in sleeping Olympics based on my dramatic presentation alone. Poor Chloe couldn’t stick the landing. Bless her heart.
Hey sweet peas. How are y’all doing today?
Slave got me a new toy and the other heathens keep trying to steal it from me, bless their hearts.
Happy #Caturday, honey buns. I just want to stay in bed all day but the slave says I’m making my debut on TikTok today so I reckon I should get ready. I don’t even know what TikTok is. What are y’all doing today?
Hey sugar cakes. How’s the view from where you all are?
Meet Hughey. He showed up at our managed cat colony, was aloof & seemed feral. We noticed him limping, trapped & took him to a vet who said his hip was broken from being beaten w/a bat or golf club or similar object. Surgery wouldn't help cause it was an old injury. (cont'd)
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