Lord Samuel J Jack ⚒️
@SamuelJJack2Planet Earth. CEO & International Arbitrage Executive at When’s Lunch Trading. Coincidence Theorist. Pronouns Man/Dude #COYI
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I’m going to get into a huge amount of trouble for this Tweet. But I’m sick of lying to people. I don’t want your job any more. I’m not the person anyone thinks I am. Zip me up in a duffle bag. I quit.
What’s the government going to do when everyone who pays the lions share of tax leave? I’ve personally never paid tax but I see a lot of people who don’t have good tax lawyers cutting it.
YES. If you disagree get in the bin. 🤘🏻😂
Cant beat a good scrap with someone. Learn to fight. No head shots. Just a playful one.
Anyone else naked in bed sans duvet having a glass of wine?
Thank you to all my clients who stuck with me through a rough patch. You can throw me to wolves. Tomorrow I’ll come back leader of the whole pack.
It wasn’t that hot. Have a G&T and calm the phuck down.
Pretty sure you ain’t allowed to Tweet after being jammed 😂
I've just been sentenced to 5 years in prison. The longest ever for nonviolent action. The 'crime'? Giving a talk on civil disobedience as an effective, evidence-based method for stopping the elite from putting enough carbon in the atmosphere to send us to extinction. I have…
I’m not normally one to be taken aback but I’ve just been made a godfather. Wow. 🙏🏻
Favourite compliment of the day. “You look like a hitman”
Public schools* not private schools. I went to a few. Expelled from a few. Rehab cost me more. Not sure if you have to pay VAT on rehab. 😂😂😂😂
VAT on private schools fees is a disastrous policy. What is the plan for the thousands of priced out students who are going to get released into the state system?
Apparently doctors don’t get paid enough 😂😂😂😂
I’m still trying to figure out an appropriate time to ask a woman I’m seeing if she likes Phil Collins.
West Ham to Southampton 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Oh dear.
Zelensky knows the money laundering game’s up in Ukraine 🇺🇦 so he’s grabbing what he can.
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