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The "you become fluent at speaking a language but lose a finger for each one" viral question has a fatal loophole where you pick nine languages and then for the tenth you pick a sign language because the logic of the game means you'd get your fingers back so you could speak it.
First step : Support a leader that embodies Starfleet values like diversity, inclusion and ethical behavior.
put a fried egg on my croque monsieur to make it a croque madame and now jk rowling is outside my house yelling
Natalie Elphicke? NATALIE ELPHICKE?!?!She’s welcome in Labour now is she? Yeah damn straight the party’s changed, Keir. Who gets to be cheerfully welcomed in next while Diane Abbott remains suspended? Iain Duncan Smith? Jacob Rees Mogg? Fucking Skeletor?
This is an incredibly good joke about an incredibly awful story. I’ve nothing but respect for the people who told that story both on TV and in the press. It took bravery, diligence and an unwavering commitment to the truth. They deserve to be heard.
Dispatches Special tonight; another all male comedy line up again. Typical channel four😡
How could anyone possibly be bothered by my widely celebrated, perfectly executed Force-Kick?!
Andrew Tate’s website was straight up just like “Why am I an expert in this? Because I am a successful sex trafficker”
Pick up artists are like “we have invented a method of making her NEED you” and the method is “psychological abuse”
If I had a nickel for every time in 2022 a 19 year old activist publicly owned an alleged human trafficker I’d have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice right?
Hi, @JuliaHB1, In case you were worried that it was lost, here’s that tweet you deleted. Thanks for reminding us who you are. #AndrewTate #GretaThunberg
this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes
So...Elon Musk let Andrew Tate back on Twitter, and Tate promptly used it to reveal his whereabouts to authorities in Romania who then arrested him. All because Greta Thunberg owned him so hard his little wee-wee fell off. Do I have that right? Please say I have that right.
My man, if any bots liked that tweet it was because it was actually so funny they manifested sentience just to laugh at Andrew Tate.
The Greta Thunberg response to Andrew Tate is the most bot-liked tweet I've ever seen in my life. No one likes that little depopulation twerp, so she is buying likes!
It doesn't matter what the PM said at the homeless shelter, it's the fact that someone in his team thought a man worth £730m giving a homeless person a plate of sausages and eggs would be good PR.
Today I've been helping out at a homeless shelter by leading a seminar on hedge fund management.
Sorry, it is still absolutely wild to me that the UK government is threatening a huge constitutional crisis with Scotland over *trans people having it slightly easier to have a panel of strangers decide they can now be referred to the right way at their wedding ceremonies*.
Word of the day, at this point every year, has to be ‘scurryfunging’ (19th century US dialect): the frantic tidying up/attempt to achieve a semblance of order that takes place just before guests arrive.
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