Sam
@Sam_In_A_CanI'm not smart...I just wear glasses
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Little secret about me: my answer to the question “would you like a receipt” is based on absolutely nothing and changes all the time
I do not like green eggs and ham I do not like them ⚪️Sam ⚪️Sam I am 🔘Sam, The first night at bed when you left, Ron made out with 2 girls and put his head in between a cocktail waitresses breasts. Also was grinding with multiple fat women. When you left crying at Klutch,Ron
rachel green taught me that nipples are an accessory & they go with everything
I know it’s embarrassing when you are watching tv with your parents and a sex scene comes on but have y’all ever felt the embarrassment of being in class watching tv on ur computer and a sex scene comes on...I just die on the spot from embarrassment
Lost his wife and one year old daughter in a car accident when he was a senator & continued to serve our country. Lost his son to brain cancer as Vice President & continued to serve our country. Biden isn’t exactly someone I’d call mentally weak, but ok president twitter fingers
Crazy Joe Biden is trying to act like a tough guy. Actually, he is weak, both mentally and physically, and yet he threatens me, for the second time, with physical assault. He doesn’t know me, but he would go down fast and hard, crying all the way. Don’t threaten people Joe!
The best nap is the one you take after being out in the sun & the pool all day & you’ve showered all the sunscreen off & you don’t need any blankets cause your sunburn is keepin’ ya warm & you know you’re gonna wake up just before it’s time to go to dinner That is THE NAP
So this is what really goes on in the women's bathroom... 😂🙈
“Where you from?” “New Jersey” “What part of Jersey?” “Hunterdon County” “Why do you say your county? What’s it by?” “Ok fine Clinton, Phillipsburgh, Flemington, High Bridge” “Huh?” “Jersey Shore. I’m Snooki.”
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