Sam Eckhoff
@Sam_Eckhoff33I’m the guy who got hit by a car and had my face stop working for a bit
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Something about electric guitar and bass national anthems gets me feelin’ real patriotic and I ain’t even American
I did it. We did it. @MarvelStudios did it. @KelseyGrammer is Beast again.
MKGBA- Make @KelseyGrammer Beast again! @Marvel @MarvelStudios @VancityReynolds @RealHughJackman #eddie#roadwarrior
Exercise bike. Clearly.
When I went to my first college party I started crying because it was nothing like the casino scene in the Percy Jackson movie featuring Poker Face by Lady Gaga
Ordered “How to Scam” book months ago but still not arrived. Starting to think it could be … but no I’m sure it’s coming soon.
Mambos No. 1 - 4 were tragically lost in the destruction of the Great Library of Alexandria
It’s me y’all. I’m the boss
World's toughest bear nicknamed "The Boss" survives being hit by train, and fathered 70% of cubs in his region.
I think LeBron James would be the GOAT of basketball if he wasn’t from Ohio.
Does he know?
Jesus was rebooted at the reboot van
MKGBA- Make @KelseyGrammer Beast again! @Marvel @MarvelStudios @VancityReynolds @RealHughJackman #eddie#roadwarrior
Ayo duolingo ain’t pulling punches. 10/10 account
Behold: MAGA Man (this meme does not represent my political views, is just a funny)
Tarantino’s movies can be hit or miss but the dude makes some good ass pizza rolls
Missouri is the show me state. That means show me where da cheese is
The U.S. government has 1.4 billion pounds of cheese stockpiled in a cave in Missouri
Me
The energy Taylor Swift fans have for her music, I have for Boar’s Head premium deli meats and cheeses
Me: “Sophia you don’t have to put so much into one bite. You can go back for a second one in a second. Sophia: But what if it’s not thewre?🥺
“If you have a riff with either one of us breakout before you get bum rushed” - Will Smith last night probably #Oscars2022
I sure am
I saw Sonic the Hedgehog in theaters and then the world shut down. You think I’m falling for that AGAIN?!
Does Winnie-the-Pooh ever put on pants or is his poohsy always out?
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