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@SWAGDlRT

he/they. so trans itโ€™s not even funny

Joined May 2013
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i took a trip to the mountains & did not have reception to check socials and it felt so good to be off my phone that i donโ€™t want to come back lol. idk how long this is gonna last but for now itโ€™s peace out โœŒ๐Ÿป


can anyone explain to me what gooning is i donโ€™t want to look it up im scared


itโ€™s been a whole year since the worst day of my life and dare i say it iโ€™m doing pretty well.


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Fuck these bitches for making me unable to ever journal without performing for some hypothetical future reader. I hate you

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oh uhh umm iโ€™m posting answers on instagram bc idk how to post them on here so follow me on insta swagdLrt

so bored please send me questions/confessions/whatever !!! ngl.link/swagdlrt



me just now: man, my phone needs to charge in the bedroom but i wanna play zelda in the other room. if only there was a way i could bring the video games in here โ€ฆ


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It makes no sense whatsoever and is also boring af for an entire fantasy species to have the same body type. If I donโ€™t see a fat elf in the next hour Iโ€™m turning this car around

What is your fantasy book hot take? ๐Ÿ‘€

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Fucking losing it at this

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hiโ€ฆ iโ€™m a guy that works outsideโ€ฆ itโ€™s insanely hotโ€ฆ if you see other people laboring outside offer them a drink or a popsicle or something if you canโ€ฆ it would be very niceโ€ฆ thank you..


i just smoked a REALLY minty roach and it didnโ€™t have one of the flavoured tips โ€ฆ. what the fuck


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therapy with a professional: $100+ stare out train window: $9.25


best part of the summer so far is when they made the smoke in the air smell like acetone ๐Ÿคฉ


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garlic: i hate getting minced.. ๐Ÿ˜– i bet caramelizing feels so good onion: (barely clinging to sentience) uh huh . carmelized,, feel good ๐Ÿ™‚


normal people things: your pizza says cook 12-14 mins and you know in your heart 13 will be perfect. but you have to hype yourself up to set the timer and then your skin crawls once itโ€™s set and you have to walk away from the oven to calm down ๐Ÿšถ <โ€” mentally well


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